15 thoughts on “De Monday Papers

  1. Joe cool

    I love how my comments are getting mysteriously culled on here. Yet on the story of cutting down the posters, there are snide comments about sinn fein. Here was me thinking B.S. was the last bastion of free speech here.

    1. Tom

      I doubt they’re being mysteriously culled. It’s probably just an administrator pressing a delete button. Mystery solved.

      Night night diddums.

    2. Disasta

      One of mine got culled last week for saying some woman politician looked like Jimmy Hill.

      Super Bowl was muck.
      I’m hung over.
      That is all.

  2. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    @ Tom;
    He said ‘ Here was me thinking B.S. was the last bastion of free speech here.

    Where shall I start..?

  3. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    Jerry.

    I dunno. the other guy. Not you.
    You all look the same to me.

    I’m not good at this.

  4. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    But seriously…
    Irish Daily Mail…

    A girl with blonde hair forgot how to open a fridge.
    Her name is DJ Nicky, and if her tits were bigger you’d know who she was already, and her picture would be bigger.
    And the headline would be about her tits.

    Just sayin’…

    1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

      I’m not saying that her tits are small.
      For all I know they might be fupping huge.

      I’m not a tit man at all.
      When you’ve seen 5 you’ve seen them all is what I say.

      Tits are for suckers.
      I support small breasts.

      1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

        And the Irish Daily Mail is for dicks.

        If I have ever fupped one of it’s ‘readers’, trust me…it was by accident.

        I was a roadie for Brush Shiels…a lot of weird stuff happened…
        …I thought this was all forgotten about. I thought we’d moved on.

        #cursedwithabigone

  5. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    PS.
    I was never a roadie for Brush Shiels.
    -That was a joke. It’s only now that I’m beginning to think that some of you didn’t understand the irony of such a statement, that you could be second choice after Brush Shie…

    It doesn’t matter.
    I was never a roadie for Brush Shiels.
    It was a joke. I didn’t mean it.

  6. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    I DID ride Brush, David Bowie and that curly-headed fella, T-Rex all in the one go.
    That definitely happened.
    Rick Wakeman took the photos, in the Shelbourne Hotel, roughly halfway through recording ‘The Six Wives Of Henry VIII. (I like to think I inspired the more uptempto parts. Rick diisputes this to this day, the prick.)
    …Using Elton John’s Polaroid camera, which was all the rage at the time but to be honest, few of us could justify the expense at the time.

    Kids nowadays don’t know how lucky they are.
    They can ride someone famous and it’s up on YouTube before they can find their trousers.

    If it continues I’m going to stop.
    I’m serious.

  7. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    As an addendum, and to quieten the current controversy, I didn’t at any time claim to have consensual sex with any of the aforementioned superstars.
    I merely approached each of them on airport runways from behind at accelerated speed.
    i am legally obliged to say that, but as far as I know I can still get away with saying I made Brian Ferry very happy and changed Sting’s life for the better. They know what I’m talking about.
    Don’t ask me about Joe Jackson, or the taller guy from 5-Star.

    My mother was a member of Disco-Tex & The Sexolettes for 3 weeks.
    I know what I’m talking about.

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