12 thoughts on “I’ll Stop You There…

  1. scottser

    if you list the issues you want addressed it creates the impression that you’re being listened to but offers no commitment on their part. what you should do is ask a candidate the one thing they would change if elected and if they give you an honest answer without resorting to spin or hyperbole then you might consider giving them a vote.

  2. Clampers Outside!

    I was thinking of setting up an Adult Learning Class for Canvassers to teach them how to ring the bell on apartment block.

    Semester 1
    – Approaching a home atop another home atop another home
    – Deciphering a multi home keypad door bell ringing system
    Semester 2
    – What to do when you get locked into a complex
    – How to avoid the dogs, or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark, they shoot bees at you
    Semester 3 – Advanced Level ‘Truth or Lie’
    – Telling the truth, and how to stop reverting to spin
    – For those that are in it for the money and don’t give a fupp – How to sound like you are telling the truth when you haven’t got an ounce of integrity yourself or among your fellow hanger-on canvassers

    1. DubLoony

      You missed the bit where you get into the complex in the first place.
      – Have friends in there.
      – Follow the pizza delivery guy.

  3. The Real Jane

    It’d almost be funny except for the craic and divilment logo on it.

    It’s done by ironic, hilarious beardy hipsters in red trousers chortling over their soya macchiatos in their gentrified coddle shop which divides the jollity by 7.

    1. BobbyJ

      Have you ever been to the Blue Note in Galway Jane? It’s top notch and it certainly ain’t gentrified

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