The Vollebak Baker Miller Relaxation Hoodie (£220), cushioned, water resistent, insulated, and finished in a shade of pink designed to ‘activate’ your parasympathetic nervous system.
The hoodie has a mesh visor, warm sling pockets and its own downloadable soundtrack of ‘pink noise’ played via smartphone from a concealed pocket.
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The next big thing in suicide bomber fashion…
Won’t be long now before they start getting handed out to homeless people