61 thoughts on “They See Me Trollin’

    1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

      …and before anyone says I haven’t had time to watch the video yet….I saw it a couple of hours ago on a better website.

      1. The People's Hero

        Now, what you now need to do right now is to close the loop. You need to go right away to that better website and comment that you told everyone on a crappier website of this startling piece of information. I’m certain they’ll be very grateful for your interventions. God speed!!!

    2. dylad

      How can you be very average? Average is either median or mean, like saying you’re very pregnant.

        1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

          We all know you miss the ‘good ol’ days’.
          -You never stop telling us, do you?
          …But you’re an adult now, I think.
          -Things are bound to appear more confusing than they used to be. It’s just an illusion. It was always this bad.

          I wish I could help but I can’t be bothered.

    1. Other Tony

      Ummmm – dinosaurs don’t have atoms. Maybe You’re thinking of ‘elements’

    2. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

      ‘…he’s mixed up ‘cells’ with ‘atoms’ …

      I didn’t see that bit.
      Is it near the end?

    3. Mikeyfex

      That’s the point. I’ve not watched the video so maybe he explains it but you deliberately get something wrong to illicit predictable responses for your amusement. The more subtle the inaccuracy the better as the easier it is to twist refutations or bat away possibly well meaning replies. Trolling is not* being contrary or abusing someone.

      *at least not in this, the original meaning of the internet term.

      If you knew that and wrote your comment anyway then well done you, you got me :)

      1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

        @ Mikeyfex;
        I didn’t watch the video either.
        I don’t need to now after reading your comment. You explained it really well.

        I learned something today.
        Thank you.

        1. Mikeyfex

          I’m taking this with a healthy degree of narrow-eyed scepticism.

          I’d probably recommend watching the video though, Ken M is pretty funny.

          1. Tom

            In his twisted little mind, he’s trying to insult you with that compliment.
            Don’t feed the trolls.

          2. Mikeyfex

            Oh you were talking about badatmemes, Tom? Sure we know what he’s like. I find him funny too.

          3. Janet, I ate my avatar

            M E Thomas , Confessions of a Sociopath followed up by The Psychopath Whisperer , Kent Kiehl should put you straight there Tom. You are hardly bang on the other end of the spectrum as an empath there now are you ? What’s a good natured rant to you ?

          4. Mikeyfex

            Ya, I don’t know. The late night conversations between himself, herself, and his other self are I guess a little worrying in their regularity. Not least because he actually seems like a smart, witty fella. So as another rarely seen commenter said directly to him before, I hope he’s alright because I’d be quite fond of him.

            You’ll probably take the piss out of me BAM for that but I don’t think you deserve the abuse you sometimes get for your rants. I think it’s very misplaced actually.

          5. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

            Thank you Mikeyfex. (Not An Insult)

            I’ll just correct you on one thing;
            ‘Herself’ is NOT me.
            I only post as sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq or sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq.
            NO other names. No need for other names.
            I don’t want any.
            One is already one too many.

          6. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

            PS.
            Stop worrying about me.
            I just have a lot of free time and a strange sense of humour.
            My only ‘problem’ is boredom.
            -And a sleeping disorder, maybe, but I can’t think of anything else.

          7. Tom

            I’d hazard a guess that the sleeping disorder is related to mental health problems, exasperated by drugs and alcohol abuse.

            And sociopaths can be funny on occasion.

          8. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

            PPS.

            The moaners don’t bother me a bit.
            It’s all part of the game.
            They have a very important role to play. They are the voice of the nation. Their duty is to make Broadsheet better by moaning and calling people names.
            They have a very high staff-turnover, so I suspect the wages are bad.

          9. Tom

            Did yiz know boredom is a big issue with psychopaths/sociopaths.

            Anyone know what the difference is between the two?

          10. They Tried To Make Me Go To Rehab

            the fella in the red dress is definitely funnier

            I’m not sure about the other one

        2. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

          @ Mikeyfex;
          I didn’t read your comment. I just read watched the video but I reckon you’re probably right.

          1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

            y noT?

            ˙uʍop-ǝpᴉsdn ǝʞᴉl I ƃuᴉɥʇʎuɐ ǝʇᴉɹʍ uɐɔ I
            ˙uosɹǝd ǝɔᴉu ɐ ǝʞᴉl ɯǝǝs ʇ,uop no⅄ ˙ɥƃnoɥʇ noʎ ɹoɟ ʇᴉ op ʇ,uplnoʍ I

    4. rotide

      I like how he’s managed to troll people on a completely diferent website with a mere screenshot.

      this guy is a pro.

    1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

      At last, someone who knows how to spell my name.
      I’m over the moon fluffibiscuits. This never happened before in all the time I’ve been here.

      Thank you, and Bertie too.
      You know I only do it out of love for you all.

      And ferjayzis sake, (the saying, not the commenter), if you can’t troll on a post called ‘They See Me Trolling’, where can you troll?

  1. Mulder

    Look Ken M also known as one Bertie Aherne.
    Former politican and prime minister of Ireland when it was near bankrupted.
    He has now taken to the internet or as he referes to it, the yoke thingey on the box yoke.
    So no bleeding change there then.

  2. Mulder

    When Bertie or ehh, Ken was asked if he feels offended at being called a troll.
    He replied, yeah, well i have been called worse.
    Indeed.
    Adding, i think a troll is some sort of mythical thingey from Sweden or Norway.
    Lets hope Ken or Bertie does not do another turn and break the internet.

    1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

      I know what you’re saying Mulder. Trust me, I do.
      You’re the one who doesn’t understand it.

      Call yourself a detective?
      Your perspective and objective are incorrective.

  3. Mulder

    Though let me quickly add no offence to trolls.
    Indeed what would Nordic culture be without the trolls.
    For that matter what would the internet be without trolls.
    I have an idea, let`s vote trolls, might as well near tried everything else.

    1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

      I think you’re right there Moulder, but you’re still totally wrong.
      -Trolls could never take offence.

      Not REAL trolls anyway.
      They have difficulty remembering names.

  4. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    A big ‘Thank You’ to those who knows
    Who appreciate what I compose
    I pay no heed to anyone who chose
    To accept what Tom might propose.
    -The way it goes….bro’s

    I send love to my friends and foes.
    I can take all your hardest blows
    You’re gonna get yourself a red nose*
    -And not a rose.
    I suppose.

    *A metaphorical one

    1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

      PS.
      This is a t-shirt, not a dress. It doesn’t even reach me belly-button but it keeps me warm.
      -I don’t need anything else.

      I’m flattered, but I think my sexier elements are out-of-picture.

  5. Mulder

    Wait till Scully arrives, she will soon sort the ehh, men from the ehh, trolls and not sure what do with Bertie.
    Guess poor Bertie beyond help.
    By the way use poor there not in the literal sense in that Bertie has how many pensions and dig outs dig up`s and whatever ye be having yerself.
    He is also very lucky at the horses but does not actually bet.
    That be an irish political thinget, yoke.

    1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

      As Bertie himself would say, ‘They can all be haz all the way of to go there and be that, but how many of them is after doing anything except hanging themself with a £5 note full of brown envelopes?

      1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

        Streaking is sooo 1970s.
        -People just run around in the nip nowadays. It’s faster.

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