23 thoughts on “De Thursday Papers

  1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    Does anyone still comment on what it says in the papers these days?
    -I don’t. It’s too depressing.
    -But every now and again you see a complete joke of a headline, and it’s nearly always in the Cork Examiner. (sorry frills ;-) )

    ‘O’Higgin’s Report
    Disciplining key officers ‘would not be helpful.’

    -Does anybody know if the Cork Examiner has any relationship to Waterford Whispers, and how I can get in touch with them. I have some stuff that isn’t as far-fetched

  2. vanessa

    On the bright side i see many gardai with integrity like Sergeant Mc Cabe and John Wilson. I believe the vast majority support them and they deserve a substantial pay rise. 23,000 euro is a ridiculous wage. And bring in police from abroad to the training school….that way we can eliminate present problems. Lets not foreget retired detective John Kerans and Gerry Daly were murdered in Bailieborough ….need I say “unsolved”. Parents, widows , children, relatives left bereft as are tragic families of garda Golden and Detective o Donoughue.

      1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

        I think Vanessa is a man…

        …but then again SPANX I used to think you were Anne and I thought she was a woman.
        I’m not very good at this craic.

        1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

          There’s an opening there for some smart alec to take a poke.
          -Do you think anyone is brave enough?

          1. Sheik Yahbouti

            Anne is not a woman? What are you saying, I ‘m confused? BTW I have it on good authority that Spanx are some sort of American control brief with legs on them, according to the distaff side.

          2. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

            Anne is a woman sheik.
            -I was only making a joke.

            I only wanted to say something nice about her, to calm her down, make her feel manly…bugger this..!!!
            She rang my place of employment last Friday and asked for my bosses’ number, and she got it from a person I work with who ought to know better, so I’m trying to think of something nice to say about her.
            Bear with me…

            She’s a woman…
            …she goes to the Jim when you aren’t looking, or the John, or the Jack, or any oul’ Joe.
            I swear I’ve never met her, and nothing I say is true.

            But if she keeps this up, after me dumping her two years ago…
            …I don’t mind. I think it’s very funny.

    1. classter

      McCabe & Wilson are not on 23k.

      There should be two training schools. Set up a bit of competition, reduce the tribalism & introduce some healthy fear that so-and-so is not ‘one of us’

    1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

      This ‘Fully Keen’ is not a nice person.
      -Let me address the problem, with a Limp Prick limerick.
      -It’s more than she deserves…

      Sometimes Anne I worry for you.
      I do but don’t know why I do.
      -Get back on your shelf
      Stop hitting yourself
      FFS, you haven’t a clue
      -I added this line just to annoy everyboddy, then I put an extra ‘D’ in to give Anne something to talk about.

      1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

        You’re terrible.
        -The ‘D’ thing…You know she doesn’t get it.
        You shouldn’t be joking about it.

        Is this because she rang your place of employment last Friday night, looking for your bosses’ number because she was fighting on BS with other people she presumed were you?
        -You know what you ought to do?

  3. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    Yeah, and stop thinking that everybody who hasn’t got a clue is ‘Anne’.
    -They can’t ALL be Anne, but they probably are.

  4. dan

    Eamonn Holmes was right. one of the causes of the Hillsborough tragedy was the fact that supporters were locked into cages within the grounds to try and prevent violence.
    If Liverpool supporters opened their eyes they would appreciate that this was a contributing factor.

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