Does anyone still comment on what it says in the papers these days?
-I don’t. It’s too depressing.
-But every now and again you see a complete joke of a headline, and it’s nearly always in the Cork Examiner. (sorry frills ;-) )
‘O’Higgin’s Report
Disciplining key officers ‘would not be helpful.’
-Does anybody know if the Cork Examiner has any relationship to Waterford Whispers, and how I can get in touch with them. I have some stuff that isn’t as far-fetched
On the bright side i see many gardai with integrity like Sergeant Mc Cabe and John Wilson. I believe the vast majority support them and they deserve a substantial pay rise. 23,000 euro is a ridiculous wage. And bring in police from abroad to the training school….that way we can eliminate present problems. Lets not foreget retired detective John Kerans and Gerry Daly were murdered in Bailieborough ….need I say “unsolved”. Parents, widows , children, relatives left bereft as are tragic families of garda Golden and Detective o Donoughue.
SPANX
You’re not much crack, Vanessa
sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq
I think Vanessa is a man…
…but then again SPANX I used to think you were Anne and I thought she was a woman.
I’m not very good at this craic.
sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq
There’s an opening there for some smart alec to take a poke.
-Do you think anyone is brave enough?
sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq
Nope.
Sheik Yahbouti
Anne is not a woman? What are you saying, I ‘m confused? BTW I have it on good authority that Spanx are some sort of American control brief with legs on them, according to the distaff side.
sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq
Anne is a woman sheik.
-I was only making a joke.
I only wanted to say something nice about her, to calm her down, make her feel manly…bugger this..!!!
She rang my place of employment last Friday and asked for my bosses’ number, and she got it from a person I work with who ought to know better, so I’m trying to think of something nice to say about her.
Bear with me…
She’s a woman…
…eh….
…she goes to the Jim when you aren’t looking, or the John, or the Jack, or any oul’ Joe.
I swear I’ve never met her, and nothing I say is true.
But if she keeps this up, after me dumping her two years ago…
…I don’t mind. I think it’s very funny.
classter
McCabe & Wilson are not on 23k.
There should be two training schools. Set up a bit of competition, reduce the tribalism & introduce some healthy fear that so-and-so is not ‘one of us’
SPANX
Blake Lively’s going to have Woody’s eye out
Don Key Don G
How beautiful she is.
Fully Keen
Alcohol and the Internet. Just say no.
Sheik Yahbouti
Say no to alcohol? Surely you jest.
Don Key Don G
Say no to the internet
sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq
This ‘Fully Keen’ is not a nice person.
-Let me address the problem, with a Limp Prick limerick.
-It’s more than she deserves…
Sometimes Anne I worry for you.
I do but don’t know why I do.
-Get back on your shelf
Stop hitting yourself
FFS, you haven’t a clue
-I added this line just to annoy everyboddy, then I put an extra ‘D’ in to give Anne something to talk about.
sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq
You’re terrible.
-The ‘D’ thing…You know she doesn’t get it.
You shouldn’t be joking about it.
Is this because she rang your place of employment last Friday night, looking for your bosses’ number because she was fighting on BS with other people she presumed were you?
-You know what you ought to do?
sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq
Yes.
I should not be risen, I should rise.
sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq
Yeah, and stop thinking that everybody who hasn’t got a clue is ‘Anne’.
-They can’t ALL be Anne, but they probably are.
dan
Eamonn Holmes was right. one of the causes of the Hillsborough tragedy was the fact that supporters were locked into cages within the grounds to try and prevent violence.
If Liverpool supporters opened their eyes they would appreciate that this was a contributing factor.
Does anyone still comment on what it says in the papers these days?
-I don’t. It’s too depressing.
-But every now and again you see a complete joke of a headline, and it’s nearly always in the Cork Examiner. (sorry frills ;-) )
‘O’Higgin’s Report
Disciplining key officers ‘would not be helpful.’
-Does anybody know if the Cork Examiner has any relationship to Waterford Whispers, and how I can get in touch with them. I have some stuff that isn’t as far-fetched
Ha!!!
Nicola Thorp.
Yummy!
On the bright side i see many gardai with integrity like Sergeant Mc Cabe and John Wilson. I believe the vast majority support them and they deserve a substantial pay rise. 23,000 euro is a ridiculous wage. And bring in police from abroad to the training school….that way we can eliminate present problems. Lets not foreget retired detective John Kerans and Gerry Daly were murdered in Bailieborough ….need I say “unsolved”. Parents, widows , children, relatives left bereft as are tragic families of garda Golden and Detective o Donoughue.
You’re not much crack, Vanessa
I think Vanessa is a man…
…but then again SPANX I used to think you were Anne and I thought she was a woman.
I’m not very good at this craic.
There’s an opening there for some smart alec to take a poke.
-Do you think anyone is brave enough?
Nope.
Anne is not a woman? What are you saying, I ‘m confused? BTW I have it on good authority that Spanx are some sort of American control brief with legs on them, according to the distaff side.
Anne is a woman sheik.
-I was only making a joke.
I only wanted to say something nice about her, to calm her down, make her feel manly…bugger this..!!!
She rang my place of employment last Friday and asked for my bosses’ number, and she got it from a person I work with who ought to know better, so I’m trying to think of something nice to say about her.
Bear with me…
She’s a woman…
…eh….
…she goes to the Jim when you aren’t looking, or the John, or the Jack, or any oul’ Joe.
I swear I’ve never met her, and nothing I say is true.
But if she keeps this up, after me dumping her two years ago…
…I don’t mind. I think it’s very funny.
McCabe & Wilson are not on 23k.
There should be two training schools. Set up a bit of competition, reduce the tribalism & introduce some healthy fear that so-and-so is not ‘one of us’
Blake Lively’s going to have Woody’s eye out
How beautiful she is.
Alcohol and the Internet. Just say no.
Say no to alcohol? Surely you jest.
Say no to the internet
This ‘Fully Keen’ is not a nice person.
-Let me address the problem, with a
Limp Pricklimerick.-It’s more than she deserves…
Sometimes Anne I worry for you.
I do but don’t know why I do.
-Get back on your shelf
Stop hitting yourself
FFS, you haven’t a clue
-I added this line just to annoy everyboddy, then I put an extra ‘D’ in to give Anne something to talk about.
You’re terrible.
-The ‘D’ thing…You know she doesn’t get it.
You shouldn’t be joking about it.
Is this because she rang your place of employment last Friday night, looking for your bosses’ number because she was fighting on BS with other people she presumed were you?
-You know what you ought to do?
Yes.
I should not be risen, I should rise.
Yeah, and stop thinking that everybody who hasn’t got a clue is ‘Anne’.
-They can’t ALL be Anne, but they probably are.
Eamonn Holmes was right. one of the causes of the Hillsborough tragedy was the fact that supporters were locked into cages within the grounds to try and prevent violence.
If Liverpool supporters opened their eyes they would appreciate that this was a contributing factor.
+1
God, Woody Allen is a creep.