2. It’s Kevin Smith everybody. Cracking himself up since 1994.
3. No doubt the starring role for his daughter played a big part in persuading dog-smuggling Johnny Depp to continue further down the path of career suicide.
4. Yoga Hosers is the middle part of a trilogy, because such quality demands a trilogy. Next up… Moose Jaws.
5. Smith is responsible for 98% of worldwide ice hockey jersey sales. Fact. A Mumu can’t be far.
6. A lot of folks still rate Smith. A lot of folks are wrong.
7. Broadsheet prognosis: Rhymes with trite. A big, steaming pile of trite.
Release Date: July 29.
(Mark writes about film and TV at WhyBother.ie)