32 thoughts on “Knackers and Knockers

  1. MoyestWithExcitement

    On a semi (ba dum tsch) related note; more women should use the phrase ‘ask me slice.’ That shyt is laugh out loud funny.

      1. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

        I don’t feel objectified. I wouldn’t say it as I’m far too classy (OBV) but I’d think it and snigger merrily to myself.

        1. Dόn 'The Unstoppable Force' Pídgéόní

          I am not too classy and I will say it extra just for you

          1. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

            Good woman. I happily say ask me bollix in a like, totes ironic way? but slice is too close to me bone, as it were.

      2. MoyestWithExcitement

        “Wow, not at all objectifying woman.”

        Nope. That invite to my birthday is still open by the way. I need to know people soon though. My ma’s heading to tesco and needs to know how many party bags to buy.

        1. Ballyogan bag boyz

          You forgot the “Good man”

          By all means , I’d love to join the party. Tell your ma to pick me up some bags. Can I bring yokes? Or we all a bit old for that carry on now?

          1. MoyestWithExcitement

            It’s “good lad”. You can’t get anything right, jeeeeez. You can still come though. My ma has an extra voucher for a big mac on the back of her tesco receipts. It’d only go to waste. Although please don’t cry again like last time. That was unpleasant for all concerned. Nobody will be talking behind your back, I swear.

          2. Ballyogan bag boyz

            Okey doke. I’ll be there. Tell your ma to wear that dress I like. Cheerio, good lad!

          3. MoyestWithExcitement

            No problem. Don’t forget you’ve been ordered by a judge to stay at least 20ft from her at all times so you’ll have to organise your own lift to the bowling alley like a good lad.

          4. Ballyogan bag boyz

            Ah I can still smell her from 20 feet away dont worry.

            Good boy, now. Off ya go. See you at the party.

          5. MoyestWithExcitement

            Yeah her perfume does seem to have a creepy effect on you, hence the restraining order.

  2. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

    It’s a .co.uk address so it’s FINE to say it. Knackers knackers knackers.

    1. mildred st. meadowlark

      I was just thinking that. Popped in just for a bit of a goo at the recent stories, and we get this…

      1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

        Has your ‘appetite’ been whetted enough yet, mildred?

        -Or is it too early for me to enter into the area of discussion?
        Don’t try to make it harder for me. That’s Catherine McEntee’s department, and I think the competition is a bit too stiff for you.

        Blow my job, baby.

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