I know it’s a soft target, but the Cork Examiner wait a minute… Examiner hang on a second, The Oirish Examiner.
You listen to me for a change.
-I probably drink more than the whole lot of your ‘journalists’ put together, but I could STILL put a better newspaper together without trying too hard, by myself…if you can get me sorted out with some good grass I’ll do you an afternoon edition too, seriously.
I’m talking to YOU, the editor bloke…the one with the big head on you.
-You’re probably asleep, as usual.
-Every time I ring your office a girl answers and I get embarrassed and confused. How can you run a ‘newspaper’ like that? It ain’t Christian.
Shayna
“Air Oui Go!” – kinda like that, it explains the aeroplane ride and that it’s France and they go there.
The Key of G
Needs more photos of skangers swimming and people outside the barge
Ultach
Nice to see Christopher Walken out and about on the front page of both Times.
I know it’s a soft target, but the
Cork Examinerwait a minute…Examinerhang on a second, The Oirish Examiner.You listen to me for a change.
-I probably drink more than the whole lot of your ‘journalists’ put together, but I could STILL put a better newspaper together without trying too hard, by myself…if you can get me sorted out with some good grass I’ll do you an afternoon edition too, seriously.
I’m talking to YOU, the editor bloke…the one with the big head on you.
-You’re probably asleep, as usual.
-Every time I ring your office a girl answers and I get embarrassed and confused. How can you run a ‘newspaper’ like that? It ain’t Christian.
“Air Oui Go!” – kinda like that, it explains the aeroplane ride and that it’s France and they go there.
Needs more photos of skangers swimming and people outside the barge
Nice to see Christopher Walken out and about on the front page of both Times.
‘…what modern feminism looks like’……
*slaps knee*