23 thoughts on “Shiny

  1. Fully Keen

    Wrapping a seat.

    Like putting a bow on a smelly poo poo.

    Its not right.

    And the poo poo would still look better.

    1. De Kloot

      Fail. It’s a Cupra. It has serious performance chops. The wrap on the other hand is comical.

      1. Fully Keen

        No fail

        It’s still a seat.

        And don’t start a sentence with the word fail, it’s worse than wrapping a seat.

        1. De Kloot

          Stop. You’re just being silly now. But seeing how you operate, I thought it only fair to fair to reciprocate the arrogant schooling.

          Firstly, Seat as the name of manufacturer of that car is a proper noun…. you missed capitalising, not once but twice.

          Secondly, you are the twit who – in an earlier thread referred to people who take pride in their cars and watches as ‘certain kinds of people’…. Yet here you are, all snobby and dismissive of the humble Seat Leon… A quality car for the everyman/woman…

          So there I was judging you as a petty humblebrag… Now however, I shall judge you as nothing more than a petty hypocrite.

          1. Fully Keen

            If you have enough pride in your car to spend money wrapping it, get a better car.

            If you worry about correcting captilllizzing words on a tiny, niche website then/than you have already lost the point you were trying to make in the first place.

            And I drive a seat.

            And I shall never give it a capital s. It doesn’t deserve it, never mind wrapping it

          2. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

            @ Le Funky Le
            I think the point that was being made by De Kloot regarding capitalisation was for the benefit of people like me. People who don’t masturbate to pictures of cars.

            Seriously, I thought you were going on about wrapping tin-foil around a chair. I didn’t know what was going on.
            -That’s NOT a joke.

          3. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

            Relax Fully.
            I’m in a nice mood.

            -I could’ve called you Flunky Eel, but I opted for Feel Lunky Le Funky Le, because the word ‘funky’ also means to smell bad. I couldn’t not use it.

            Keep posting your rubbish.
            I like it.

          4. De Kloot

            The point I made in the first place is that you dismissed the Seat Lean as ‘poo poo’ and I stated that the Cupra has a serious reputation as a performance vehicle – undermining your assertion. But you never engaged in that conversation thread. Instead, you put on your mortar board and gown and lectured….

            And for a teeny tiny niche website you pretty much spend an awful lot of time on it….

      1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

        It’s times like this when I begin to wonder where my Bubonique CDs are.
        They did a wonderful cover-version of ‘Shiny Happy People’, but everyone else forgot to upload it to YouTube…and I can’t find me CD.

        But anyway, never mind that…
        Do this instead…
        Play that funky music Irish-guy…
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSF0p5UEaKc

        And enjoy the little bit of weekend that’s left of it.

          1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

            …it’s the fireworks near the end that I like the most.
            For some reason I never bothered listening to the rest of it.
            – to be honest, I was disgusted at myself for liking the first bit. I felt dirty.

            Gonna play it again now if you don’t mind…

          2. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

            I know nobody cares, but I think it’s funny…because it’s absolutely true.

            When I bought ‘Summer, The First Time’ on a 12” the name of the song was deliberately misspelt on the label as ‘Summer, The Fist Time’.

            You have to hand it to Cathal & John…they knew how to pack a punch.

            And while I’m doing ‘hand’ jokes, can I raise a finger to the censorship policy?
            No?

            What about two fingers, but on different hands?
            -Okay, calm down, just two fingers…Jeezus…
            You’re very easily riled up.

  2. Stoolio_iglesias

    Pretty sure that’s the car from ‘Flight of the Navigator’. If it propositions a child to climb inside, best bet is to run nervously towards Smyth’s and get stuck into a few pints.

    Do that anyway.

  3. Murtles

    Good job we get rain most of the time here as I’d say it’d be a nightmare driving that with the glare of the sun off the bonnet. The only car you’d get sunburned when you’re on the inside.

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