14 thoughts on “The Viper Strikes”

  4. Fully Keen

    I was expecting bad. I got a poor mans Denis Pennis. He should have talked to more people.

    I liked it!! And that’s hard to say on here these days.

    1. dav

      I’ll always love Dennis Pennis asking a Superodel “why was the fashion model staring at the orange juice? It said “concentrate” on the carton,” Cue Dennis to run off and a baffled look on the supermodels face…

    1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

      @ Dave ‘r’ Us;

      Wikipedia, really? No, seriously…really?

      – Does Sir have any preferences as to what he would like to see published there? If there’s anything Sir doesn’t approve of we can delete it. If there’s something Sir thinks is missing, even something Sir might choose to fabricate from thin air, just ask. As Bob The Builder used to say before Donald Trump sued him and destroyed his business, ‘We can fix it.’

      1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

        Don’t say this to anyone, right?
        Bob The Builder never said ‘We can fix it.’, but if you repeat that often enough people will start believing he did.
        What he actually said was ‘Can we fix it?’
        – Sorry, I had him confused with Yoda out of Star Trek.

  9. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    I preferred his earlier schtuff.
    I remember how I used to rob his lunch money in the schoolyard, and he’d cry like a little baby every time. Fecking hilarious, so it was.
    I mean FFS, he was almost 8yrs old at the time. i was in me late 20s, earning buttons as a temporary relief teacher in a primary school. A man has to eat. Don’t judge me.

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