Valentine’s Day cards for single people by offensive postcard vendor and artist Mr Bingo, who sez:
If nobody else is gonna treat you, fuck it, you may as well treat yourself. Each Valentines card is a bespoke piece of hand drawn art, signed and created (with love) by Mr Bingo.
Choose from 1. Romantic 2. Creepy or 3. Filthy. Pay £40.
And be quick about it, you dateless horror.