80% of lads that age seem to be called Dylan, Lee or Ryan.
mildred st. meadowlark
There’s a hape of Brians and Seans to even them out in every generation.
There were a lot of Ruaraís and Amys when I was growing up, and a fair few Aislings too.
Bertie Blenkinsop
People naming their kid after themselves is a pet hate of mine.
And dressing siblings identically.
And people who pronounce t as sh i.e. “stop ish, it’s nosh a problem Reesha”
I could go on…..
sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq
I bet you hated a lot of things when you were growing up, like other people’s names, and their clothes, and the fact that you knew absolutely nothing about Reggae….
… and they way all your birthday cards were addressed to Master Bertie.
I’ll apologise later.
Bertie Blenkinsop
I see you’re desperately still trying to provoke a response.
Bless.
I could argue back but at this stage I think the cirrhosis will get you before I do.
sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq
Honestly, I’m just amusing meself.
I find it funny that you, of all people, you take it so seriously.
– Admit it…that’s seriously funny.
Now, I have a cartoon to make.
I’m going to start it when I get taken back out of moderation.
sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq
Not starting yet.
sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq
PS.
I like your haircut. You look so handsome, just like me.
(Remember… http://imgur.com/a/fZAnH )
We should be mates.
sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq
Sorry, bear with me…
I’m still testing that ‘moderation’ thing. (For as long as I’m in, I’m OUT, if you know what I mean.)
The Limbo of the Internet. I thought they did away with that, no? Whatever…
Sort it out lads… (Broadsheet, not burpie.)
I can’t work like this. I have a mate I have to trick into doing all the work. How am I supposed to convince him if I’m in ‘moderation’?
sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq
And when I say ‘ (For as long as I’m in, I’m OUT, if you know what I mean.)’ I mean I’m I’m TOTALLY Gay.*
*Only messing. I’m straight. I’d do anything to get out of moderation though… anything…
mildred st. meadowlark
Do you need help getting out of that box you’ve locked yourself in?
sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq
This is the thing that’s missing;
An e-mail address you can respond to….
Some kind of ‘complaintdepartment@broadsheet.ie
– It would stop all those self-reflective, self-important idiots.
– Like me.
… cha, cha cha…
Still just testing that ‘moderation’ thing.
I’m gonna keep testing.
Bodger…Talk to the boss…please. He’s not your ‘real’ boss. I could never be anybody’s boss. I have no advice.
I just think your balls are the wrong colour sometimes.
– And they ought to be bigger.
80% of lads that age seem to be called Dylan, Lee or Ryan.
There’s a hape of Brians and Seans to even them out in every generation.
There were a lot of Ruaraís and Amys when I was growing up, and a fair few Aislings too.
People naming their kid after themselves is a pet hate of mine.
And dressing siblings identically.
And people who pronounce t as sh i.e. “stop ish, it’s nosh a problem Reesha”
I could go on…..
I bet you hated a lot of things when you were growing up, like other people’s names, and their clothes, and the fact that you knew absolutely nothing about Reggae….
… and they way all your birthday cards were addressed to Master Bertie.
I’ll apologise later.
I see you’re desperately still trying to provoke a response.
Bless.
I could argue back but at this stage I think the cirrhosis will get you before I do.
Honestly, I’m just amusing meself.
I find it funny that you, of all people, you take it so seriously.
– Admit it…that’s seriously funny.
Now, I have a cartoon to make.
I’m going to start it when I get taken back out of moderation.
Not starting yet.
PS.
I like your haircut. You look so handsome, just like me.
(Remember… http://imgur.com/a/fZAnH )
We should be mates.
Sorry, bear with me…
I’m still testing that ‘moderation’ thing. (For as long as I’m in, I’m OUT, if you know what I mean.)
The Limbo of the Internet. I thought they did away with that, no? Whatever…
Sort it out lads… (Broadsheet, not burpie.)
I can’t work like this. I have a mate I have to trick into doing all the work. How am I supposed to convince him if I’m in ‘moderation’?
And when I say ‘ (For as long as I’m in, I’m OUT, if you know what I mean.)’ I mean I’m I’m TOTALLY Gay.*
*Only messing. I’m straight. I’d do anything to get out of moderation though… anything…
Do you need help getting out of that box you’ve locked yourself in?
This is the thing that’s missing;
An e-mail address you can respond to….
Some kind of ‘complaintdepartment@broadsheet.ie
– It would stop all those self-reflective, self-important idiots.
– Like me.
… cha, cha cha…
Still just testing that ‘moderation’ thing.
I’m gonna keep testing.
Bodger…Talk to the boss…please. He’s not your ‘real’ boss. I could never be anybody’s boss. I have no advice.
I just think your balls are the wrong colour sometimes.
– And they ought to be bigger.
‘Moderation’…
I call it ‘MURDERATION’
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDn5aWYp5Ow
Vampires.
Feck off…
You people think I care about
what I think. I think you’re wronganything…I could be right…,
…you could be wrong.
Think about it during your next ‘jacks-break’, or don’t…
my lad’s class has a dylan, a bowie and a beckett
it’s not fupping right
A Bowie? Say it ain’t so
Jeepers, that’s quite the roll call.
Shhhh and let people do what they like
yeah right
what’s next?
normalising homosexuality?
This’ll get panned.
It’s sooooo crepe!
I should be battered for that.
.
.
.
Get’s yoke and is whisked away !
flip off.
Life’s giving him lemons