Got Milk?

26 thoughts on “Got Milk?”

1. Harry Molloy March 28, 2017 at 12:06 pm

   No cow-juice!?

   what about my latté??
   1. paul March 28, 2017 at 12:11 pm

      move over to bean juice.

      will miss the hard cow juice though. I’m sure the Dutch via Lidl can fill that need.
      1. Happy Molloy March 28, 2017 at 12:14 pm

         They make a cappuccino with an egg in Hanoi, might give it a lash
         1. Andyourpointiswhatexactly? March 28, 2017 at 1:57 pm

            Do they? Did I have one unawares?
            BLEURGH.
            Whole holiday memory ruined.
            Thanks.
         2. scottser March 28, 2017 at 2:23 pm

            in chile, they make a cappaccino with instant coffee, they lash a swirl of cream-in-a-can and stick a cherry on top.
            it’s genuinely disgusting.
            1. Andyourpointiswhatexactly? March 28, 2017 at 3:28 pm

               They served me that there too??

               I remember going to an Illy cafe in, pfff, probably crappy ole Santiago I guess and having my first ristretto. That put hairs on my chest, I’ll tell you that for nothing.

               Note, all, how well travelled I am. I’m awesome.
            2. Brother Barnabas March 28, 2017 at 3:37 pm

               remember that time in france you ate your way through twice your own body weight in cheese?

               that was a laugh, wasn’t it!?
            3. Andyourpointiswhatexactly? March 28, 2017 at 4:12 pm

               You’re some comt(é).

               Fatties aren’t great at puns, clearly.
            4. Brother Barnabas March 28, 2017 at 10:38 pm

               more puns, fewer buns
2. Clampers Outside March 28, 2017 at 12:11 pm

   It’ll pass, this is just teeting problems.
   1. Spud1 March 28, 2017 at 12:33 pm

      Pull the udder one!
      1. Spaghetti Hoop March 28, 2017 at 12:59 pm

         Pails into significance.
         1. Ratatattat March 28, 2017 at 1:19 pm

            Butter wouldn’t melt in your mouth
3. Increasing Displacement March 28, 2017 at 12:36 pm

   As long as cream and cheese are not affected I don’t care.
4. Sheik Yahbouti March 28, 2017 at 12:55 pm

   More bollocks.
5. kirkbadaz March 28, 2017 at 12:57 pm

   i thought we were all soy and almond lactose intolerable hipster baby men?

   PS what’s with the liquid emphasis? is frozen or gaseous milk a thing and can I get some gas milk
   1. Increasing Displacement March 28, 2017 at 1:08 pm

      “can I get some gas milk” – enjoyable comment
   2. LW March 28, 2017 at 1:10 pm

      Liquid milk is for drinking, Manufacturing milk is used for making baby food and such. One of our biggest exports
6. Kieran Nice Young Chap March 28, 2017 at 2:35 pm

   Did the cows finally get guns?
7. John Joe March 28, 2017 at 6:57 pm

   Plenty of milk available which doesn’t involve cruelty to cows and their male calves. Almond/Soya etc

   Don’t support cruelty.

   Don’t believe the nonsensical marketing that we as humans need to drink the milk of other species.
   1. Happy Molloy March 28, 2017 at 7:27 pm

      but beware that almond and soya farming is destroying the environment
      1. DavidT March 29, 2017 at 11:03 am

         Fake news.
   2. Pip March 29, 2017 at 11:12 am

      Hemp milk is really good – you can make your own in a blender or buy it by the litre.
      It is indeed odd that we drink stuff intended for the babies of an entirely different species.
      1. Spaghetti Hoop March 29, 2017 at 11:15 am

         It has no calcium though. That is why cow’s milk is so goddamn brilliant.
         1. Pip March 29, 2017 at 11:38 am

            Good point – must admit I get my calcium from a wee jar.
            Some of us do feel better in body and spirit without dairy.
8. Fully Keen March 28, 2017 at 11:50 pm

   We don’t need milk. We have cheese.

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