Want Tø Meet Jo Nesbø?

Swoon.

International Literature Festival Dublin is giving away a pair of tickets to an evening with world renowned crime writer Jo Nesbø (top) at the RDS Concert Hall, Ballsbridge, Dublin 4 on Friday April 21.

Clara Tobin writes:

Jo Nesbø is best known for his celebrated crime books such as ‘Blood on Snow’, ‘The Son’ and ‘The Leopard’. Jo’s new book ‘The Thirst’, is also available for purchase at the event, for €25.

Celebrating words, language, literature and reading of all genres, International Literature Festival Dublin will bring Dublin city alive by featuring great writers and performances from May 20th-29th.

The festival encourages literary enthusiasts to celebrate and embrace established and emerging, domestic and international writing.

International Literature Festival Dublin is a Dublin City Council initiative with funding support from The Arts Council.

To enter, please complete this sentence.

‘I would particularly like tø meet crime writing legend Jo Nesbø because_________________________________’

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32 thoughts on “Want Tø Meet Jo Nesbø?”

Jones March 31, 2017 at 12:15 pm

I would particularly like tø meet crime writing legend Jo Nesbø because he looks like Anthony Hopkins and Colm ‘the Gøøch’ Cooper’s love child

James Chimney March 31, 2017 at 12:23 pm

I would particularly like tø meet crime writing legend Jo Nesbø because of his 1983 smash hit “Boxer Beat”. Oh wait….

Andyourpointiswhatexactly? March 31, 2017 at 12:35 pm

‘I would particularly like tø meet crime writing legend Jo Nesbø because while on maternity leave, I started listening to his audiobooks and they gave me some feeling of sanity and connection to my old life when I used to read books and use my brain.
I began to think of Harry Hole as my friend: I’d like to thank Jo for that small relief in a frantic time.

mildred st. meadowlark March 31, 2017 at 12:43 pm

I know that feeling. Cakes are my thing. Bake my sanity away in a cake.
1. Andyourpointiswhatexactly? March 31, 2017 at 12:45 pm
  
  Ha! Same here. Many, many madeira cakes were made. Nigella’s mother-in-law’s recipe is v good.
  1. Brother Barnabas March 31, 2017 at 12:57 pm
    
    here we go again
    1. Andyourpointiswhatexactly? March 31, 2017 at 2:06 pm
      
      Heh. Fupp off. I wasn’t even thinking in that vein.
    2. Brother Barnabas March 31, 2017 at 3:53 pm
      
      when’s the last time you even saw a vein?
    3. Andyourpointiswhatexactly? March 31, 2017 at 3:54 pm
      
      Me varicose veins are like cables.
    4. Brother Barnabas March 31, 2017 at 4:08 pm
      
      Good news for you: they’re not varicose veins.
      
      Bad news: they’re actually streaks of trapped fat.
    5. Andyourpointiswhatexactly? March 31, 2017 at 4:13 pm
      
      Shurrup. I’m trying to win a competition by being all sincere and you’re making me look like a right eejit.
    6. mildred st. meadowlark March 31, 2017 at 6:09 pm
      
      Ignore gitface up there Andy.
      
      I think your answer is great. I’m a huge fan of Mary Berry. That woman gets cake. She just gets it.
Brother Barnabas March 31, 2017 at 4:31 pm

^^^ this must win ^^^^

It’s the best answer ever
1. Nigel March 31, 2017 at 6:25 pm
  
  +Nordic Noir.

Birneybau2 March 31, 2017 at 12:49 pm

I would particularly like tø meet crime writing legend Jo Nesbø because I’ve read all his books, I’m a big fan, and reckon there must be something wrong with him to come up with some of the stuff he does’.

lois March 31, 2017 at 1:04 pm

because I’m his number one fan

Pip March 31, 2017 at 1:19 pm

I would particularly like tø meet crime writing legend Jo Nesbø because I miss Harry Hole.

Ratatattat March 31, 2017 at 1:29 pm

Simon March 31, 2017 at 1:33 pm

‘I would particularly like tø meet crime writing legend Jo Nesbø because I would like to see Harry’s Hole.

Sheik Yahbouti April 1, 2017 at 12:53 am

Simon is the indisputable, hands down Winner

Swag March 31, 2017 at 3:51 pm

‘I would particularly like tø meet crime writing legend Jo Nesbø because I have no nipples and I think he will understand how that makes me feel. I doubt he will want to meet me, though.’

Brother Barnabas March 31, 2017 at 4:10 pm

he’s actually quite a good looking fellow

looks a bit like me

except I’ve nicer eyes and a stronger jawline. and I’m younger. and I’ve better hair.

mildred st. meadowlark March 31, 2017 at 5:06 pm

And you’ve a cherry on top.
1. Brother Barnabas March 31, 2017 at 5:12 pm
  
  if by cherry you mean an extraordinary level of intense sexual magnetism, then yes
  1. mildred st. meadowlark March 31, 2017 at 6:10 pm
    
    That wasn’t what I meant, virgin.
    
    But you roll with that fantasy if you like.
    1. Brother Barnabas March 31, 2017 at 8:12 pm
      
      I’m saving myself. And?
    2. mildred st. meadowlark March 31, 2017 at 9:19 pm
      
      I commend your grit.
      
      I’m an acknowledged slapper.
      
      Or was, once. Back in my misty days of youth.
    3. Brother Barnabas March 31, 2017 at 9:38 pm
      
      I’m 10 1/2. I hope to be a slapper in time.
    4. mildred st. meadowlark March 31, 2017 at 9:46 pm
      
      Just follow the Tart’s Creed, dear one, and the path to enlightenment will follow.
    5. Brother Barnabas March 31, 2017 at 10:30 pm
      
      my mum says to tell you to shut up
    6. mildred st. meadowlark March 31, 2017 at 10:55 pm
      
      And she’s probably right.
      
      But she hasn’t laid off the red wine yet, and she did say she would, so I might just keep mouthing off for another while yet.

Sheik Yahbouti March 31, 2017 at 4:22 pm

But, but will he not be on De Late Late Show?

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