‘sup?
Not while Lindt are around!
Lia Stokes writes:
Now celebrating their 10-year partnership – the team at Lindt Chocolate Ireland are planning to Make Easter Sweet for Temple Street yet again, by bringing the magic of Easter to Dundrum Town Centre with their Lindt Gold Bunny Personalisation Pop-up.
From this Friday to Saturday, Dundrum Town Centre customers will be given the opportunity to personalise their very own Lindt Gold Bunny 200g for just €6, with funds raised going to Temple Street Children’s University Hospital.
To help launch the campaign, we’ve got FIVE 1KG bunnies to give away. Five!
To enter, please complete this rhyming couplet:
‘Roses are red,
Lindt bunnies are gold,
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Lines MUST close at 5.45pm MIDNIGHT
‘Roses are red,
Lindt bunnies are gold,
’cause,
blushirts are blu….e??
winner
They’re are no winners in a blushirt run Ireland, only vulture funds..
XX dav.
+1
Consistency in a world gone mad.
We love you Dav.
Roses are red
Lindt bunnies are gold
I really love their chocolate
But eat to much and
comes straight out my hole
Roses are red,
Lindt bunnies are gold,
I have Alzheimer’s,
Potato
‘Roses are red,
Lindt bunnies are gold,
The edge of the world
Is barren and cold’
‘Roses are red,
Lindt bunnies are gold,
When Easter unfolds,
I eat breakfast shreddies.
‘Roses are red,
Lindt bunnies are gold,
Here is my heart,
for Mildred to hold.
‘Roses are red,
Lindt bunnies are gold,
Mildred got a barring order,
Now that’s feckIn cold.
Say it ain’t so Bertie.
Roses are red,
Lindt bunnies are gold,
Her hubby will bate ya,
Is what the Guard told.
Roses are red,
Lindt bunnies are gold,
You and Mildred leg it,
The hubby, I’ll hold
Roses are red,
Lindt bunnies are yellow,
If you get off with just a beating
You’re a fierce lucky fellow
Roses are red,
Kate Moss is skinny,
How do I do that,
When I’m barred from Loughshinny?
Roses are red,
Spaghetti Hoop is wise,
She promised a clatter,
Just like David Moyes.
Roses are red,
Lindt bunnies are gold,
The Bishop says no chocolate,
You’ll do as your told.
Roses are red
Lindt bunnies are gold
Aldi’s are cheaper
Or so I am told
Bravo, sir.
They are, they are – and cheaper too!
‘Roses are red,
Lindt bunnies are gold,
I haven’t had chocolate,
since I’ve been on the dole’
If you mean the Pagan or Christian meaning – yes.
Roses are red
Lindt bunnies are gold
I get neither
I’m too feckin old
Roses are red
Lindt bunnies are gold
We’d best check on Papi
When the weather gets cold
And I think I would be inclined to kick you in the jingly bits for making fun of an older gent like that
Roses are red
Lindt bunnies are gold
Internet tough guys
are a pain in the hole
Thats not much of an apology in my book but it will do.
Haha fantastic Bertie
Now now, be nice, no-one is kicking anyone anywhere and given that I’m in Norway, checking for hypothermia is actually very sweet…
Like chocolate!!!!
…the sixth time I’ve entered
am I really that old?
Ever young and evergreen, bisted :-)
Roses are red,
Lindt bunnies are gold.
Is that you, Jesus?
Feck, he’s put me on hold.
Roses are red,
Lindt bunnies are gold,
Jesus is ex-directory
I guess you’ve been trolled.
Roses are red,
Lindt bunnies are boss,
Best keep him an egg,
In case he gets off that cross.
Roses are red,
Lindt bunnies do glisten,
You don’t get to eat them
Till the good lord is risen
Roses are red,
Lindt bunnies are grand,
I hope he can hold them,
With the hole in his hand.
Roses are red,
Lindt bunnies seem pathetic
Since the lord can’t eat chocolate
He became diabetic
Roses are red,
It’s the work of the Devil,
To make fun of Our Lord’s,
Blood sugar level.
Roses are red
Lindt bunnies are gold
If your an adult man or woman who goes around eating sugar sh1te molded into the shape of an egg to celebrate pagan virgins then your daft in the head. Leave this carry on to children and imbeciles
Roses are red,
Lindt bunnies are gold,
this corporate shilling
is getting quite old.
Roses are red,
Lindt bunnies are gold,
This rhyme’s meant for Valentine’s
Stealing it’s bold.
Roses are red,
Bunnies are gold,
we’re all getting Easter eggs!
Unless we’ve been bold
:-(
Roses are red,
Lindt Bunnies are gold,
Chocolate makes me fat,
Now that I’m old
Sorry lads. but just saw this report (not featured on BS) ” PAC must pay two thirds of Kerins ‘ costs”)?!? This is NOT good enough.
Tut, that doesn’t even rhyme!
Roses are red
Lindt bunnies are gold
Angela Kerins got off lighly
A pup the Irish taxpayer’s been sold.
Ah, Bertie, cut me a bit of slack (even if we are bitter love rivals) :-(
No bitterness here me aul pal, let the least worst man win :)
On foot of that I’m rippling me muscles, and hoisting my (impressive) drawbridge ;-)
PAC will pay sod all. It is thee and me who will pay – that is NOT acceptable.
Roses are red
Lindt bunnies are gold
For the rest of this poem
Please click on the fold.
‘Roses are red,
Lindt bunnies are gold,
A #nom to make up for the weather,
Because Easter will be cold.’
Roses are red
Lindt bunnies are gold
The bunnies are screaming
You dipped them in gold.
‘Roses are red,
Lindt bunnies are gold,
For maximum benefit
Smoke some pre-rolled.”
Roses are red
Lindt bunnies are gold
A perfect treat for my daughters
Who are seven and eleven years old
Roses are red,
Lindt bunnies are gold,
‘Yizzer all a pack o’ heathens’
The Archbishop growled
Roses are red
Lindt bunnies are gold
This one’s for the kids
So lets help them get sold
Roses are red
lindt bunnies are gold.
Hickey got jailed
cos Bogey tickets got sold
Hickey is out
cos he knew the right guys
corruption not hidden,
put before our very eyes.
SJWs are red
Blueshirts are blue
I’m gonna break your face
I’m gonna break your face
‘Roses are red,
Lindt bunnies are gold,
These bunnies are dead
And not centrefold’
Roses are red,
Lindt bunnies are gold,
Jesus died on Good Friday,
or so we’ve been told
‘Roses are red,
Lindt bunnies are gold,
my hungers evidence
is clear to behold’
Roses are red,
Lindt bunnies are gold
They do it for Temple Street,
So consider me sold!
Roses are red,
Lindt bunnies are gold,
Chocolate rabbitty goodness?
Consider me sold!
Roses are red,
Lindt bunnies are gold,
Though strictly speaking it’s
The foil that’s gold
Not the bunnies.
Roses are red,
Lindt bunnies are brown
But without the fancy jackets
Lindt’s sales would go down
Roses are red,
Lindt bunnies are gold
Broadsheet does leaden prose
So would you please stop feeding the troll
Bertie. just give all of them to Bertie.
100%
Roses are red,
Lindt bunnies are gold,
Chocolate breaks with a ‘crack’
when eaten cold
Roses are red
Lindt bunnies are gold,
sugar is sweet
and, as a result, the medical consensus on the dangers of its consumption would suggest that eating 1kg of chocolate is more than a little bold
Roses be re
Lindt bunnies be gold
When chocolates in bloom
Some say it looks like mould.
( as well as having swell assonance, this is also a statement of fact. Win win)
Roses are red,
Lindt bunnies are gold,
Pay your water charges,
Now you’ve been trolled.
OR
I like Danger Mouse
But not Penfold
OR
My engine’s not running well,
best check the manifold.
OR
I’d grab Enda Kenny
in a chokehold
OR
This rhyme is meaningless
so you should have just scrolled.
Roses are red
Lindt bunnies are gold
Munchin chocolate rabbits
Makes you happier fourfold
Murtles is the ‘absolutely without question’ WINNER.
Roses are red
Lindt bunnies are gold
I’ve run out of prozak
So I’ll eat the thing whole.
Roses are red
Lindt bunnies are gold
Give the prizes to Crumlin Hospital
Little folk love chocolate, or so i’m told
+1. I don’t think anyone is going to take the chocolate. Just deliver the bunnies to Temple St ;)
OH RIGHT!
I mean, I thought of that. I didn’t just realise that that’s the right thing to do.
Nah, fupp those kids.
+ this
Roses are red
Lindt bunnies are gold
Made in a factory
Imagined by Roald
*dahl
Roses are red
I’m only after stuffing 3 bunnies in my gob
because I’m your target market
oh something about orgasm and chocolate
or chocolate dildos or chocolate pot bellied pigs
I’m confused
Roses are red,
Lindt bunnies are gold,
I am entering this in work,
Is that really bold?!
Roses are red,
You asked was it rude,
Only if you’re,
at your desk in the nude.
Roses are red
Lindt bunnies are gold
I like to eat chocolate
And sit on me hole
Roses are red,
Lindt Bunnies are gold,
No one buys me Easter eggs,
Ever since I got old.
:(
Roses are red,
Lindt bunnies are gold,
They’re far more appealing ,
Than Playboy’s centre fold.
Roses are red,
Lindt bunnies are gold,
My other half’s mad at me
So she needs to be cajoled…
Roses are red,
Lindt bunnies are gold,
Didn’t get one egg last year,
I couldn’t be consoled.
Roses are red,
Lindt bunnies are gold
If they get chocolate myxomatosis
They’ll all turn to mold…
Roses are red,
Lindt bunnies are gold,
With kids off for Easter,
Freebies wanted for my household!!!
Roses are red,
Lindt Bunnies are gold,
I can’t be arsed write a poem,
So where are they sold?
Roses are red,
Lindt bunnies are shiny
Forget that picture
They’re really quite tiny.
Roses are red,
Shylock was frugal,
“These one are small” Hoops,
As Ted said to Dougal
Roses are red,
Lindt Bunnies are okay,
It’s not that they’re small
They’re just far away
Roses are red,
Hoop’s rhymes are the best,
They’re more action packed,
Than Bruce Willis’ vest.
Roses are red,
Lindt Bunnies are gold,
a kilo of chocolate,
would delight me fourfold
Roses are red,
Lindt Bunnies are tatty
a kilo of chocolate,
would make you a fatty.
aaah…I can’t stop :\
Roses are red,
Lindt Bunnies bells chiming
I need to now cease
this ridiculous rhyming
Roses are red,
Lindt Bunnies are gold
I’d eat all of this
soon after the spliff I had rolled..
Roses are red
Lindt bunnies are gold
Once again the giant chocolate rabbit of Spring
Rises in mighty leaps to defeat the ancient Winter goat.
Roses are red
Lindt bunnies are gold
And then the murders began.
This.
Roses are red,
Lindt bunnies are gold
Fantastic offer by Lindt,
Even though they knew they’d be trolled.
or (for the Gaeilge-lovers out there)
Roses are red,
Lindt bunnies are gold
Their chocolate is great,
I could eat it by geansaí-load.
Roses are red,
Lindt bunnies are gold
The number of entries
Couldn’t have been fortold
Roses are red,
Lindt bunnies are gold,
But how the bunnies are fed,
Only Lindt knows.
Roses are red,
Lindt bunnies are gold,
If I win this little cutie,
Over, I will be bowled.