31 thoughts on “Open Bark Surgery

    1. Murtles

      * Insert statement of moral outrage perceived sexism PC Brigadey comment “How dare you?” here

  1. Dead Poets Society

    It means that standards are ( just give me a sec as I search for the right word)….. low in the BS office and an Irish gut is deemed worthy of a “swoon”.

        1. Harry, binger of sorrow

          but he’d cut you in two with that thing, we’ve all seen the pictures…

    1. Daisy Chainsaw

      My favourite “Fupp You” song is Desire As. “I’ve got six things on my mind. You’re no longer one of them.”

      1. bertie blenkinsop

        I know it’s a solo album but “I Trawl The Megahertz” is a brilliant album imo

  2. Liz

    Was out walking saw the guy got talking to a nanny with twins we were mesmerised at the skill tree fell last week so guess they were dangerous interesting the way they do it cut branches to make almost ladders

    1. Spaghetti Hoop

      Punctuation aside it’s a bit late in the year to be at the felling when the tree is full of juicy sap and mesmerization how are the twins and when you say nanny do you mean one who is hired to take care of children or a grandmother?

      1. Brother Barnabas

        Was out myself last evening and was watching three young fellows working away at the same three well they seemed young anyway but sure I was down on the ground and they were halfway or more more up a tree so I couldn’t say for sure but I had to move on because I was on the way to pick up a communion dress for my Nora I know it’s early but you what they say about the early bird.

  3. Dead Poets Society

    @ Rotide Add a filter , a few hashtags (#abstract # surreal) and hey presto…. you have the next Turgid prize winner.

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