This morning.
Lad Lane (fnarr), Dublin 2.
Telly’s Jennifer Zamparelli, reigning ambassador for Durex’s #OrgasmsForAll campaign with fellow “frustrated” women at the launch of a movement to end bedroom inequality.
According to a Durex survey just 15% of women orgasm every time they have sex, compared to 56% of men and this campaign “aims to shine a light on the issue and get couples talking in order to bridge the pleasure gap”.
Clampers Outside must never see this.
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IN SPADES !!!!!! seriously, what a crap campaign – whoever thought of it should be given the elbow. As if Durex Johnnies are going to help with the “orgasm deficit”. Nice try, but no cigar (or dildo either).
yawn…getting very tired of these marketing trickology campaigns
like that clamping/brownie story earlier…ffs…plain as day
it’ll be back to subliminal advertising next I tellya
Don’t buy Pespi…
Fair dues Andy…
I LOL’d good and proper ! :)
See? he IS a nice bloke really
I refuse to believe those statistics and hereby invite some of the frustrated protesters to help me conduct fresh trials.
I ensure that Mrs News is always in the top 15%.
I hope you’re not using condoms or you’ll burn in hell.
You’re very black and white Moyest.
Ah lighten up. Throw a barb back. Pretend I’m a vulnerable looking woman in her early 20s who just asked for information on how to have an abortion and go nuts.
Don’t get him started on race.
Hahaha!
But Durex don’t sell vibrators, do they; just mickey rings/fáinne na Micheálíní
/fáinne na Micheálíní
Amazing.
56% of men achieve orgasm during sex? Sure the biological train drives itself, can’t see that being a real statistic.
The 15% seems absurdly low as well. I’m sure there are enough men who’ve not got a clue how to please a woman and enough women not willing to offer advice or take some ownership of their own please during sex (and vice versa) but not as high as that.
56% of men faking!? That’s pretty high, I only did it a couple of times cos I was using johnnies and just couldn’t be arsed.
Thankfully my partner orgasms 100% of the time
Lol!
“Thankfully my partner orgasms 100% of the time”
Are you ever involved?
Most of the time ;-)
Hi I always forget but orgasms are type of biscuit or they cakes?
I thought it was some pretentious paper folding method popular in Japan.
they fall into the same shady category as jaffas neither here nor there
Coconut Creams. So I heard. Probably discontinued now.
Well biscuits get soft when they get stale, while cake gets hard. Does this information help?
I think so, I shall shower m’ lady in Custard Creams.
Great idea! No matter what else happens, at least she’ll have biscuits
And custard creams are a delicious classic, underrated in my opinion :)
Lad Lane, Dublin 2
#ironyofironies
traditionally a prossie’s lane
Oh for crying out loud.
That’s exactly what it’s for.
I had no idea that all of my exes knew each other, never mind go out protesting together.
It’s a refreshing response compared with all the “my Mrs is deffo in the 15%”ers above.
Urgh yeah, the whole ironic-smug thing of that one is enough to put me off my lunch….
Pffffffft Jealous!
And the Oscar goes to: Mrs News!
Thank you for a genuine LOL! :)
If 15% are happy enough, why not have 85 girls protesting to represent the 85% not happy rather than 15 girls.
Probably because they had a job rounding up even this much for a lame campaign?
How ever many women are there is 85% of some number.
That’s how percentages work.
Unless it’s 2. They can’t be 85% of some number of people.
Though my maths is so bad, I’m now doubting myself.
2.35 people.
I’ve often had a 3.35some.
17.6 women
They’re paid extras
Finally some genuine faking it news.
Up with this sort of thing and staying up.
* applause * :)
You know what this protest needs? A Pepsi.
Kendall will save us all!
Bill Kenwright, 1997.
Top quality photo journalism from photocall ireland. She isnt really that funny is our Jennifer. bag of crisps etc, though.
Jennifer is a classic modern Irish women – while being a complete 100% dinger, is such an absolute pain in the hole that if you actually bailed in there a piece of your soul would vanish.
ah now they are all lovely Ciaran
I’m not sure getting angry is a good way to get an orgasm
or have I been doing it wrong
cracks whip
* screams with pleasure *
Has the Editor of the Irish times resigned?
We’re all too busy O-ing to care about news like that.
Yes, btw.
Oh dear. Millie at bridge was discussing this the other evening. I’m not too clear what the big fuss is all about.
It takes two to tango if you not having an orgasm during sex its 50% your problem
I don’t know the stats but I do know a lot of women struggle to bring themselves to orgasm in which case its gonna be tricky for someone else.
No point in raising the issue on the streets raise it in the bedroom with your partner
or just cut out the middle man
you know what they say if you want something done right do it yourself
I was just saying the same thing to Palm.
What sort of money would you get for appearing in a photoshoot like this?
If Durex are involved they’ll all be ribbed off.
they seem sheathed from that problem so far.
Come again?
he ejaculated.
Not enough to buy a condominium
How did the woman politician prolong her orgasm?
She used a filibuster.
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I’ll get me coat
56%…hilarious…..44% of men lying….60% of the time, it works every time
I came here when there was 69 comments.
How on earth do 44% of men manage not to cum during sexytime?
I mean that’d take actual effort.