Yes, a maybug. Perfectly harmless, lovely little creatures, leave them be. They sometimes end up on their back, unable to right themselves. Give them a helping hand.
Andyourpointiswhatexactly?
BY STOMPING ON THEM
David
Wha?
mildred st. meadowlark
She’s a cruel mistress.
Harry Molloy
They used to fly into the window of my work in the west in massive numbers for about a week every year and were always covered with little babies.
Is now the right time to confess my undying love for you?
Starina
never. easier now, in fact, with the end being so close as well. u dying love doesn’t demand such a long-term investme t
Starina
i meant to say “yes”, not “never”. stupid lizard brain
Nigel
Nonsense. Flesh-eating locusts are just part of the natural cycle of life.
dav
You do know that it has already laid it’s eggs in your ear?
Nigel
It’s considered good luck when that happens!
dav
until the burrowing through your ear drum occurs as they seek to leave the host through the tear ducts….
Spaghetti Hoop
Nah….once in the ear the eggs travel swiftly to the intestine where they hatch and make merriment for the rest of the host’s gut-wrenching days. Sweet little critters.
dav
it is said that if you concentrate hard enough you can hear them during bowel movements…
Spaghetti Hoop
And as they grow in size you can spot the odd elbow protrude from your abdomen.
Nigel
Okay so you’ve got a hundred wriggling insect carapaces gnawing through your skin, but the blood that spurts out and sprays all over the walls is supposed to show you the initials of the person you’re going to marry.
dav
she’d better be willing to clan up after, or it’s off
Liam Deliverance
Note to self: Pack mini portable blow torch in bag tomorrow.
Looks like a maybug.
That’s just a maybug, otherwise known as the (wonderfully named) cockchafer. You only see them this time of year, as the first name suggests.
So no need to nuke your house from space. For now.
You.
Your name.
Excellent job.
Crying out for its own meme too;
http://media.discovermine.com/images/view/55511cae27f7ba6c6d00003d/blog/?r=0.42605313658714294
Tooooo cute.
Yes, a maybug. Perfectly harmless, lovely little creatures, leave them be. They sometimes end up on their back, unable to right themselves. Give them a helping hand.
BY STOMPING ON THEM
Wha?
She’s a cruel mistress.
They used to fly into the window of my work in the west in massive numbers for about a week every year and were always covered with little babies.
They tasted delish
ah here
It’s a Moth.
called Sharon
Who likes a nice glass of white in the evenings.
Fluffeeeeee!!!!!
Nice to see you pop up.
“It rubs the lotion in its skin”
it’s just a limited edition M&M. eat it
locusts. the end is nigh, etc
Is now the right time to confess my undying love for you?
never. easier now, in fact, with the end being so close as well. u dying love doesn’t demand such a long-term investme t
i meant to say “yes”, not “never”. stupid lizard brain
Nonsense. Flesh-eating locusts are just part of the natural cycle of life.
You do know that it has already laid it’s eggs in your ear?
It’s considered good luck when that happens!
until the burrowing through your ear drum occurs as they seek to leave the host through the tear ducts….
Nah….once in the ear the eggs travel swiftly to the intestine where they hatch and make merriment for the rest of the host’s gut-wrenching days. Sweet little critters.
it is said that if you concentrate hard enough you can hear them during bowel movements…
And as they grow in size you can spot the odd elbow protrude from your abdomen.
Okay so you’ve got a hundred wriggling insect carapaces gnawing through your skin, but the blood that spurts out and sprays all over the walls is supposed to show you the initials of the person you’re going to marry.
she’d better be willing to clan up after, or it’s off
Note to self: Pack mini portable blow torch in bag tomorrow.
still better than flying ants.
I hate flying ants.
sure aren’t we all gods creatures ;)