It’s Not A Caption Competition

23 thoughts on “It’s Not A Caption Competition”

1. Bertie "the inexplicable pleasure" Blenkinsop May 10, 2017 at 11:05 am

   Higgins: ” How long have you had that thing?”
   Bird: ” Well it started as a boil on me arse….”
   1. Starina May 10, 2017 at 11:26 am

      haha!!!
2. paul May 10, 2017 at 11:15 am

   Michael D, meet Michael Tweet.
3. bisted May 10, 2017 at 11:17 am

   …let me guess… chip?
4. Zuppy International May 10, 2017 at 11:19 am

   Nice beard. Mine’s called Sabina.
   1. Cool_Hand_Lucan May 10, 2017 at 1:19 pm

      Ouch!
   2. Bertie "the inexplicable pleasure" Blenkinsop May 10, 2017 at 2:02 pm

      :)
5. Smith May 10, 2017 at 11:24 am

   Michael D accosted by man with terrible chirp on his shoulder.
6. Alex Francis May 10, 2017 at 11:26 am

   I do love a Cockatoo
   1. Sheik Yahbouti May 10, 2017 at 11:58 am

      I’d say you’ve had plenty ;-D
7. Joe cool May 10, 2017 at 11:34 am

   I’d say that bird is a cheep date
8. Nigel May 10, 2017 at 11:37 am

   – But is a bird on the shoulder worth two in the hand?
   – Well, I –
   – Or a fluttering flock in the finely trimmed bush of your beard?
   – Um.
   – Oh the yellow splendour of your avian ally!
   – Ok.
   – Would that we all had feathered consciences to twitter in our lonely ears of good and evil and the freedom of the skies!
   – I just came out for some ice cream.
   1. Bertie "the inexplicable pleasure" Blenkinsop May 10, 2017 at 11:38 am

      Wonderful :)
   2. mildred st. meadowlark May 10, 2017 at 11:39 am

      Brilliant nigel!
   3. josephmcg May 10, 2017 at 12:06 pm

      Nice work
   4. Janet, I ate my avatar May 10, 2017 at 1:54 pm

      splendid Nigel
      the text soars
      1. bisted May 10, 2017 at 3:50 pm

         …brilliant…warning: do not read this with a Squee voice..
         1. Andyourpointiswhatexactly? May 10, 2017 at 3:57 pm

            I read it with his new poshed-up accent. Hilarious!
9. DavidT May 10, 2017 at 12:31 pm

   Something to do with Twitter. Or ‘tweeted’. Or ‘twit’.
10. Lord Snowflakee May 10, 2017 at 2:09 pm

    Hard to follow Nigel but I’ll try

    “eer! I fancy your burd!”
11. scottser May 10, 2017 at 2:35 pm

    ‘when they said “bring the oul budgie smugglers” i presumed you meant it literally..’
12. Kieran Nice Young Chap May 10, 2017 at 3:29 pm

    We really lucked out with Michael D back in 2011. Remember we could have ended up with proto-Trump.
13. Casey May 14, 2017 at 1:58 am

    Look at his body language in talking to one of the people. Relaxed and open. Dammit, I love the wee scamp

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