12 thoughts on “Hello You

    1. Bertie "the inexplicable pleasure" Blenkinsop

      Customer: “I wish to complain, I bought this blow up doll here last week and it keeps on going down on me.”

      Sex shop owner – ” If I’d known that I’d have charged you extra”.

      Ba dum and indeed for the day that’s in it happy sunny Friday tish.

      1. The Old Boy

        That’s nearly as bad as the one about the Donegal doctor on a house call in the Irish Times letters page yesterday.

        “Have your bowels moved since I last called?”
        “No doctor, they’re on the dresser where they always are.”

        1. Bertie "the inexplicable pleasure" Blenkinsop

          Or Alan Kelly’s wife walking through town and bumping into her dentist

          “How’s the mouth Mrs Kelly?

          “Ah, would ya stop, he’s as bad as ever….”

  1. Dave

    Take this down befor David Quinn, Breda O’Brien or one of the other Iona “Institute” nutters sees it and starts shouting “Itold you so” and going on about the end of civilisation as we know it….

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