63 thoughts on “Splay Station”

    1. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

      “Could you move your bag, please?”. I always make people move their bags, even when there are other seats free. Just for poops ‘n’ giggles.

        1. mildred st. meadowlark

          I’d say she gots modded. They are literally no craic round here.

  3. Eamonn Clancy

    Ladies, the camel toe has to go and those leggings that you can read your underwear washing instruction label through.

    1. mildred st. meadowlark

      God yes. Nothing less flattering than seeing a lady’s spotty pink knickers through her leggings, or better yet, being able to discern every curve of her nether regions.

        1. bertie "The Inexplicable Pleasure" blenkinsop

          I had to go and stand barefoot on a cold piece of lino after reading it.

        2. mildred st. meadowlark

          I am the ‘Mills’ in Mills & Boon, my dear, sweet naive dav.

          Make of that what you will, Bert.

          2. mildred st. meadowlark

            Wowzers…

            You’ve gone full romantic heroine type B on me.

            My fave ;)

    2. Brother Barnabas

      Speak for yourself, mate. The camel toe is the most glorious sight there is, just beautiful.

        1. Insane Clown Poster

          I’m with the Brother if he is, but only if he loves hair in the other nether regions.

          It’s only natural, and if it doesn’t turn you on you should switch yourself off..
          Natural is best. Natural is Evolution.
          Stop trying to change it, Ladies.

          Your perfumed vanity will not alter our caveman and animalistic instincts.

          Be hairy.
          Be human.

          …hang on a minute… What’s this thread about?

  4. Compassion Cash

    I have larger than normal plums and to sit comfortably I need to spread my legs a bit. Men need to do it to accommodate this.

    What is so hard to understand about that ? These numpties have too much time on their hands.

    2. Zena

      @ Compassion Cash

      If you are, in fact, the man with the 10 stone testicles, who featured in a documentary a few years ago, apologies.

        1. Zena

          It literally was, it showed him walking down a street – he had to wear a hoodie upside down over his trousers, so his testicles were contained I suppose you’d say, in the body area. Googled him last night, he actually had the op to reduce them and got through it fine, died of a heart attack at the age of 49 a while after.

  5. Zena

    Bind them or purchase two tickets. Your reluctance to gathering yourself up a bit and impinging on other passengers peronal space, is so selfish.

    1. Clampers Outside

      You alright lad, cool the jets. You had an anatomy point and then went all out on breast feeding..
      silly stuff.

      The childishness of the ‘manspreading’ nonsense you must remember comes from the fact that feminists don’t believe in biology or genes, only social construction.

      Couple that with their own self imposed myopia by viewing the world only through a “feminist lens” they are incapable of understanding your anatomy argument and you are better just to laugh and point at the morons who say this is somehow a good idea.

      Ridicule and laugh at them and their pathetic spoilt western coddled prettiness, and self imposed ideological ignorance :)

        1. Compassion Cash

          Sorry I got carried away. It’s just so silly.
          I’ve no problem with breast feeding either. Just comparing like with like.

      3. MoyestWithExcitement

        “pathetic spoilt western coddled prettiness”

        Spoilt and pretty. Remember guys, he has nothing against women, just feminists.

    2. Zena

      I wanted to get a rise out of you, job done. It is selfish though, I don’t want a randomer’s leg or anything else encroaching on my personal space, if I have the misfortune to have to use public transport. Don’t be so dramatic, get a good strong banana hammock and tuck them underneath yourself – or stand if you can’t manage that.

        1. Clampers Outside

          LOL, If only that were a solution.

          Maybe the lad spreadable on the tram is trying to have a baby and is keepin’ them cool, as sitting so would be recommended, and not riding a bicycle, and not drinking coffee!
          …makes the lads jittery, apparently :)

          1. Zena

            @ Clampers

            Fair point about those trying to procreate. Special seats should be provided for sizable plums and those trying to create new life. There should be special seats for these men on public transport, with a large metal dish set into the seat, the men could go commando and have a velcro sealed flap in the
            undercarraige of their trousers

      2. Sheik Yahbouti

        Strange that – I’ve never heard of a woman driving much (or any) pleasure from large testicle. (not suffering from hydrocele, I hope). How are you fixed for a dong? I find they derive much pleasure from a decent dick. ;-D

        1. Zena

          @ Sheik-Dong

          What the hell, lol, you’re a mad hatter :-)

          Anything large is a bonus, not large as in you’d need a wheelbarrow to lug it/them around with you, obviously, but you get the picture…

  9. Clampers Outside

    I see the sign breaks gender and identity politics rules too… a male holds a baby, oh? Only frail old men? No frail old women? and only injured women, and all must be members of the Blueman group clearly!

    it’s an outrage!

    1. mildred st. meadowlark

      Yeah, but how often does that happen? They’re usually less than pretty… sadly…

    2. Zena

      Lilly, I agree it can be. I’m probably biased due to a few unfortunate happenings where the men were clearly aroused and leaning all over me, on buses.

        1. Zena

          Lol Verbatrim, the launch of the paunch…

          Give me a raunchy paunch everytime over a vain Mr Muscles ;-)

  11. Yep

    I’m genuinely confused (always have been) as to why some comments are removed. I know it’s just a comment section and all but it is truly bizarre half the time.

    1. Scoops4all

      Agreed it makes shyte of a good comments section. Looses continuity and makes other comments look stupid.

  13. Goosey Lucy

    Wowzers man spreading must be rampant in Madrid. Can’t say I noticed when I’ve been there.
    Can’t say I’ve seen a guy doing that in a long time, actually..and I’m a daily luas user.
    Doesn’t bother me tbh, so long as it’s not overtly in someone’s way…
    people who sit on outside seats, leaving inside seats free- THAT gets my goat !!

    1. Scoops4all

      A goose with a goat on the luas every day. Surprised I haven’t noticed you. Which line?

        1. Insane Clown Poster

          To be honest Goosey, If I’d met you on the Tram I would’ve thought I was on the wrong line and let you away with it.
          I wouldn’t have remembered you the next day, or know where I was, or what I where, or how I who, etc.
          If we’re both lucky we’ll NEVER meet.

          What’s your name again…Greasy?

  14. Insane Clown Poster

    Short version…
    Some of you need a swift kick in the proverbial department.
    – And I’m too terribly lazy to fight.

    It would be nice if you stopped being so self-important.

    Nice…
    …for everyone…

  15. Insane Clown Poster

    Excuse me, anyone who matters or cares.
    I just want to remind the ‘Moderators’ that they have absolutely no jurisdiction.
    This is the Internet., and they’re very lucky.

    Keep the Internet EVIL ˥IΛƎ ǝʌᴉ˥ LIVE, you twits.

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