The Big Picture


Behold: the all-dominating C Seed 262 – the largest 4K widescreen TV on the planet.

A screen diagonal of 262 inches (nearly 22 feet) or 6,65 meters; ten integrated high-end speakers for 9.1 cinema surround; an integrated 4k media server and a custom fabric cover (disguising the ultra black screen as a huge painting when not in use) that folds back with a touch of the remote to reveal the enormous ultra high definition LED gogglebox.

Yours for a trifling €477,000.


41 thoughts on “The Big Picture

  1. Spaghetti Hoop

    Imagine watching Broadsheet on the Telly on that yoke. You’d be damaged for life.

    1. Bertie "the inexplicable pleasure" Blenkinsop

      Imagine Marty Morrissey’s head on a 22 foot wide telly.

        1. Bertie "the inexplicable pleasure" Blenkinsop

          I’m trying to organise it for you for Fathers Day.

          1. Brother Barnabas

            That would make me very happy. Last year, I got a little dancing Elvis in a snow globe thing. I was pretty unimpressed.

          2. bertie "The Inexplicable Pleasure" blenkinsop

            Whatcha lookin’ for dollface?
            * opens coat to show watches and silk stockings pinned to inner lining *

  2. mildred st. meadowlark

    I saw that screen and thought, Lord of the Rings would look deadly on that.

      1. Bertie "the inexplicable pleasure" Blenkinsop

        Or Liverpool winning the league…
        Yeah, I’m more likely to get a €477,000 telly aren’t i?

        1. Brother Barnabas

          Or maybe not…apparently you’re about to spunk £60 million on Oxlade -Chamberlain. That’s a title-winning move if ever there was one.

          1. bertie "The Inexplicable Pleasure" blenkinsop

            Like all transfers, I’ll believe it when I see it.

          2. scottser

            don’t southampton have someone ye can nick? oh yeah, forgot about the recent hand slap..

      2. mildred st. meadowlark

        Aiden Turner’s shirtless Poldark is Colin Firth’s Darcy for the new generation.

        (Incidentally, who’s a fan of Outlander, because that Jamie lad has only a lovely physique)

        1. bertie "The Inexplicable Pleasure" blenkinsop

          Nah, Tom Hardy on Jackanory is our generation’s Emmanuelle.

          1. Bertie "the inexplicable pleasure" Blenkinsop

            I haven’t no, but yeah Caitriona Balfe is adorable

          2. Bertie "the inexplicable pleasure" Blenkinsop

            If we’re doing accents, Lucy Worsley’s voice makes me slide off the sofa like a Salvador Dali clock.

        2. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

          I watched a few episodes of that but the fupping Horizon box dropped the recording so i lost the will to make an effort… He was some hot patootie, that fella.

        3. mildred st. meadowlark

          Our ol’ pal fgshill should be along any minute to ruin the fun.

          Or is just objectifying the wimmin that gets yer wand in a knot, shilly?

    1. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

      Everything would look deadly on it. SBB Ina Shuí, in particular. Not wishing to date myself or nothin’.

      1. mildred st. meadowlark

        Great British Bake Off….

        Think of all the cakey, caramelly detail. Jesus.

      2. Specific Gravity

        Your comment triggered a harrowing flashback to Cynthia Ni Mhurchu serenading Sean BB with ‘Every time we say goodbye’ on its finale. Tears were rolling down legs.

        1. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

          I can’t remember that, but it sounds simply divine. Shimplí divíneach, as we might not say.

    1. scottser

      it certainly would.
      however, these things always have a down side. could you imagine say, george hook or michael noonan’s head slathering at you 20 foot wide in quadrophonic sound?

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