Bury My Heart At The Ilac Centre

31 thoughts on “Bury My Heart At The Ilac Centre”

1. Bertie "Loves Jo Joyner" Blenkinsop July 3, 2017 at 12:11 pm

   This is the worst thing since that LIDL advert with the tattooed couple.
   1. Boys, Boys, Boys July 3, 2017 at 1:12 pm

      Tattoos are cool.
2. missred July 3, 2017 at 12:50 pm

   Awful kip. Nothing like Official Crumlin Shopping Centre.
   1. Boys, Boys, Boys July 3, 2017 at 1:13 pm

      Gorgeous place but my the Ilac is where I shall rest. Thanks.
      1. missred July 3, 2017 at 2:01 pm

         This page. It’s genius: https://www.facebook.com/Crumlinshopingcentre/
         1. Boys, Boys, Boys July 3, 2017 at 2:42 pm

            I’ve never heard of this but I’m sure it’s fantastic. Thanks!
            1. missred July 3, 2017 at 2:50 pm

               It is. The type of satire that one aspires to.
3. Sheik Yahbouti July 3, 2017 at 1:00 pm

   I know the bloke you owns (or used to own) halfa dat. Wot a bolish!
   1. Boys, Boys, Boys July 3, 2017 at 1:15 pm

      Can you arrange an introduction? I need a contact who can get my ashes into the building when the time comes.
4. Elizabeth Mainwaring July 3, 2017 at 1:02 pm

   What is this place?
   1. Boys, Boys, Boys July 3, 2017 at 1:16 pm

      Heaven.
5. Dhaughton99 July 3, 2017 at 1:03 pm

   I just give up. Feck this, no more. Bye.
   1. Boys, Boys, Boys July 3, 2017 at 1:16 pm

      Don’t give up. You are loved.
6. Brendan July 3, 2017 at 1:26 pm

   Bury my heart in the Frilly Keane comment section.
   1. Boys, Boys, Boys July 3, 2017 at 1:52 pm

      When in Paris.
   2. Frilly Keane July 3, 2017 at 3:20 pm

      It’s as good a place as any
      I suppose
      1. Boys, Boys, Boys July 3, 2017 at 8:34 pm

         Memories of losing a balloon. Stuck to the high ceiling of the Ilac. Some day my ashes will float above the shoppers and I shall be reunited with my balloons.
7. Increasing Displacement July 3, 2017 at 1:42 pm

   Kip, the only thing I liked was it had one of those hot croissants places, le croissanterie or something
   1. Boys, Boys, Boys July 3, 2017 at 1:53 pm

      Yes, their croissants were a triumph. Thanks.
   2. Spaghetti Hoop July 3, 2017 at 2:11 pm

      Ah yes, the croissant place which invaded your nostrils with melting butter and cheese as yer ma dragged you to Dunnes for the school uniform.

      The only other great thing about the Ilac was the Central Library.
      1. Boys, Boys, Boys July 3, 2017 at 4:13 pm

         I hope my ashes mingle with some of the old tomes in that very library.
8. Odockatee July 3, 2017 at 3:07 pm

   I’ll never forget going into Unique for my first leather jacket. Great times. Sure bury me there too
   1. Boys, Boys, Boys July 3, 2017 at 4:14 pm

      Menswear…for men.
9. Brother Barnabas July 3, 2017 at 3:29 pm

   Walking through the Ilac on a random afternoon is like being on the set of the Thriller video.
   1. Boys, Boys, Boys July 3, 2017 at 4:15 pm

      I’m unfamiliar with this video you mention but yes the Ilac Centre is thrilling.
      1. Brother Barnabas July 3, 2017 at 6:42 pm

         it’s a reference to sub-human mendicants
         1. Boys, Boys, Boys July 3, 2017 at 8:30 pm

            Sounds fantastic. Love your passion.
   2. Spaghetti Hoop July 3, 2017 at 8:43 pm

      I was clearly in Sounds Around for that moment. Sorry I missed it.
10. petey July 3, 2017 at 4:04 pm

    “The Ilac Centre is a very special place to most Dubliners.”

    what?
    1. Boys, Boys, Boys July 3, 2017 at 4:16 pm

       “what?”

       Beg pardon?
11. scottser July 4, 2017 at 4:26 pm

    i hope it still has that cool see-through lift?

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