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Some swearing.
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my pet is typing the live chat tonight
she’s been practicing
I waive all responsabilité for anything that crazy b**ch puts down
I didnt say wagon, thats so offensive for my puppy !
oh come on that’s the correct word for a female dog ! and I put in asterisks !
anyway her name is Kitcha and that’s the word for female dog in Newar so now.
I think you have to spell it beee-aaaatch
bleeding Americanisms
noted brother
got that ticket yet ?
I’m heading out to the pub at 4pm.
If I’m back on time I’ll abuse the pair of you, The Brother and The Cat.
I’m purring
You also need to learn that you don’t put a space between exclamation marks and question marks just like you don’t with commas and full stops.
does it get on your nerves ?
I like the visual gap, it’s pleasing on the eye
it’s an ocd
Would ye give over
Ye left me all on me own last week on the chat pit
I was on my micro holiday
I was on a tablet, (wink, wink), and using Android.
I couldn’t figure it out.
moderators I salute your sense of fair-play in returning my post to its original form
Janet! Call it as it is ya flaming mongrel.
Sorry I’m hanging out with an Aussie over here in Edinburgh. I’m not sure what kind of an influence he is having on me. See for yourselves.
You’re Not Australian ( from Ed Fringe show Australia is Fucked)
https://youtu.be/u9BmbEH07k8
Quit the poo from the pit Frilly.
what’s yourself Johnny
Scottish and Australian influence is a heady cocktail of crazy
stay safe now
NEVER!
Them’s fighting words frill.
is it on the tellyvision set that ye’ll be
Memes you’re doing a splendid job of making yourself ridiculous this morning.
Pat yourself on the back.
Ah, I see ye have cleaned up after the poostorm this morning.
What’s with Bertie’s comments on this thread?
Let’s play a game –
Somebody posted a drunken late night / early morning tirade of abuse and threats about me, I was replying to them.
No prizes for guessing who it was, it’s simply for fun.
ah right
I did see a lot of stuff from him earlier alright but the threats may have been deleted. He’s a scourge.
ah he’s like a loveable drunken uncle. one you wouldn’t leave your little girl with but you’d put up with him all the same.
Yea – well let’s see the screengrabs Bertie refers to and we’ll judge for ourselves.
Can you put them on Imgur Bertie?
I don’t think loveable is the right word. I wonder what Shayna thinks of this but I often feel we are too tolerant in this country of bitter, violent drunks.
I didn’t see any threats
At All
in the 36 replies this tread was originally showing
More like drooling over Janet
In fact I didn’t see your name mentioned once Bertie
Just saying
I have the screengrabs if you doubt me Frilly.
yeah
throw up the screen grabs
unless you can tell me how to do the entire 36 string on my phone
I’ll do it
I did too Frilly.
Memes was being a willy.
Can we see the screengrabs? I feel the public has a right to know.
I’m happy to send them to the moderators although I did in the past and he’s still given free rein.
send them to me
@frillykeane
or frillykeane@gmail.com
Just sent one there
fair enough, call him out for being a Willie
Millie
but
Somebody posted a drunken late night / early morning tirade of abuse and threats about me, I was replying to them.
may not actually apply to this thread
and lemme tell ye something else
from when the thread opened till around 9.30 am this morning
Bertie was neither mentioned
nor did he post on this thread
and I was checking it during the live show
There’s a weird flaw on this site where sometimes you can post stuff while in moderation and some others can see it but you can’t and it never gets posted.
That’s what happened with a load of bertie’s posts this morning, I could see he had posted stuff in the right hand corner but I never saw his actual posts.
Just for everyones info
Bertie sent me a screen shot
but the thread ID nor the time / date of the post is identified
only the posters & BS
he subsequently sent on a screen grab with data confirming a grab time date etc
but the content it grabbed is not visable
like
it could be any BS comment, on any thread over the last 7 years
That’s because it’s a screen grab from a phone.
I also sent you a screen grab showing you the details of the photo I.e. what time it was taken etc
Why anyone would think I’d make it up is beyond me.
is there any truth to the rumours that badatmemes is actually Mildred’s husband?
Wouldn’t surprise me in the least.
well mine can’t speak English so that rules him out…
oh ! wait….
I imagine that you have a debonair French husband called Jean-Luc or something wonderful like that.
Incidentally, I do love how they pronounce the name Quentin.
more creole than débonnaire ;)
no frills Islander like our good selves but sunnier
I reckon you have a very interesting life Janet love
reckon we all do in our own way
I know you have a tractor !
I dream of driving one
Ploughing championship is mid September. I think Broadsheet should have a presence there. Help it appeal to a mass audience. I could meet you there
show em what they are missing
What did the posts say and can we see them?
well
on my phone the whole string of 36 replies are still showing
and Batty names
Frilly
Janet
Picasso
Vanessa
Tracey Ulman
The Brother
The Cat
Himself
a pub called The Thomas House
and Les Mods
NEITHER OF YE GOT A LOOK IN
So who is hounding who exactly
That’s what I saw earlier too
what’s this now ?
OK
I have actually videoed the original string of 36
anyone want it
gimme me a ping
Can I interject? Perhaps, let’s move on. Robert Kennedy (Bobby) said, “Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names”.
Aye. Let us take a moment to acknowledge it’s weekend and chill out.
Couldn’t agree more Mildred.
Hang on to your hats, guys. I’ve improved the quote:
“Forgive your enemies, but never forget they’re memes”.
WHADDABOUTDAH, WHA’? I’ll gerrup de yaaaaaaaaaaard meself and stand on the podium I’ve fashioned out of milk crates.
I’d like to say something snappy and cool, but damn it-
That’s some fine Friday form on ye there luv.
Here ya go
http://imgur.com/a/QAvSe
It’s a storm in a teacup and let’s face it there’s nothing more boring than an internet spat but since certain people don’t believe me there’s the highlights.
oh stop throwing a tantrum
you have one set of facts
(which imo doesn’t ID the tread)
and I have my set of facts
feel free to go telling tales now to teacher
and have me put on the naughty step
an make it easier for you in the playground
crybaby
Frilly you’re looking for a row that I’ve no intention of giving to you.
The moderators know what was deleted, they also have the screengrabs and they can back up what was posted I’m sure.
ah give over
I’ve presented my evidence
let the users figure it out
I doubt anyone really gives a damn Frilly, let’s try to keep this in perspective.
Think I’ll go with what I saw being posted with my own eyes, on my own phone this morning, but thanks anyway Frill.
“evidence”. lol Do you know how pathetic you sound?
Bertie’s screen grabs showed you to be full of P.O.O.P. again.
Good for you Anne
You’d owed Bertie one
It must be said
I have up on Twitter the full publicly available thread
The thread that EVERYONE on the internet could view
What has become clear is that Bertie and Millie and some others have special access-all- areas and can actually view the in moderation content
I merely defended what was only available to the rest of us
It is only fair that those of us who only got sight of one set of facts be allowed to comment on same without some moron blowing in and blowing hard, and making shapes
It’s no surprise that you and Bertie are tight on this one
Ye’re well met
It’s almost hard to tell ye apart
Frilly I’m afraid I’ve no particular axe to grind here but the above does not paint you in a good light at all and neither does your “explanation” below. Rather than focus on the facts now clearly shown that memes was abusing Bertie and the moderators and using horrid, defamatory as well as homophobic stereotypes and slurs, you’re intent on hoisting yourself on your own petard of what YOU could see. Everyone knows there’s a weird glitch in the software which you definitely should also avail of if you get moderated :) This is a straw man argument you’re putting forward and instead you should be joining in the condemnation of memes as his continued war on good decent commentary here impoverishes us all.
Hould up there with yer “everyone knows there’s a weird glitch in the software”
I didn’t
And I’m not the only one
I’m not interested in painting meself in any light
I stand over everything I post here
Everything
And everything I have to say gets said here publicly
And oddly enough
I’m entitled to draw my own conclusions from what information was publicly available
To me
Like I said
I’m not privvy to moderated material
And as for Batty
Anything I’ve had to say about his carry on
Has been done publicly
What a spurious non-answer. It’s fairly simple Frilly. Do you stand with memes and his fascist badger-baiting of Bertie and the moderators?
I’m standing with me
On me own
And by the thread contents that were available to me
And now everyone else @frillykeane
While I wasn’t given access to contents, unlike others, that were moderated via this apparent ” glitch”
I’m not complaining
I have no interest in business conducted obscurely or privately between the moderators and others
If you’ve nothing else to do but climb up my sounds like crass
Go find
Anywhere on the internet btw
Where I have endorsed “facist badger-baiting” or anything else that would be considered in that same class
Again you didn’t answer the question.
We can conclude by your prevarication:
You clearly stand with memes and his abusive drunken behaviour and intemperate outbursts.
The entire thread contents are viewable to anyone in that circumstance who has commented on the subthread but remain in moderation as far as I can make out. Hence why Bertie and possibly also Mildred could see them.
No vast conspiracies. Sorry.
Hey Bertie, I looked at your link. I didn’t see anything offensive, I have to say.
On the 9 screengrabs or just the first one?
I counted queer-bashing, homophobia, misandry, personal vitriolic abuse at moderators and at Bertie, threats of physical violence at Bertie, questionable overtures to Janet … did I miss anything?
Apart from that it was grand though
Memes sounds like a troubled individual and shouldn’t be posting up here. No more than the Clampers, Anne and Nigel fellas there’s clearly unresolved issues.
In society we wouldn’t normally allow crazy people to be ranting and roaring in the street so why do we tolerate it here online? Inquiring minds want to know.
All !
Suppose everyone has different standards and varying parameters, but I’m not sure how anyone could suggest homophobic slurs and direct threats of violence are ok.
But I read the all that with sympathy and a small amount of concern more than anything else – not fun watching someone unravel so pathetically. I’m surprised it’s tolerated, though – a previous commenter (Kieran NYC) on this site left a couple of months ago, shortly after being the subject of a similar tirade. I don’t think it’s ok.
part of me hopes it’s all an act as a huge wind up
if not I hope he has good people around him and gets to a happier place than some of his comments would suggest
the venom and evident lack of control in some of the comments would suggest it’s not an act
hopefully it is, though [but you’d need to be pretty bored for that]
Fully agree barnabas
‘there’s nothing more boring than an internet spat’
I need to get this tattooed on my forehead.
Fake news :)
Oh Nigel…
<3
It’s okay! My new tattoo will save me by reminding me I’m boring everyone else long before I suddenly realise how intensely I’m boring myself. It’ll have Bertie’s avatar on one side and Mildred’s on the other to evoke me of the great romance of the age.
Thanks Bertie. You should report this guy and the site to the gardai.
well now
you don’t get an offer like that every morning …….
oh dear
lads I’ve just tweeted the video of the thread
from its opening till around 9.30
maybe even 10ish this morning
judge for yourselves
Ferally, (and not for the first time) you’re looking like a complete and utter moron
I’d ease up on the posting now for a while before what’s remaining of your tattered credibility dissolves in ruins
yeah
I’ll worry about that
my tattered credibility
Are you saying Bertie fabricated the screenshots he posted above, Frillz?
That would be a peculiar suggestion.
Hello all, we plan to have a chat with memes over the weekend about this. Sorry to Bertie for allowing the comments to go through.
Thanks Bodger, hopefully that’s the end of it and I can get back to worrying about Coutinho.
Looks like you can stop worrying about Coutinho, B
Hard to know what way this will play out now.
to be honest, I find it hard to believe he’s Barcelona’s first choice. there’s a big neymar-sized hole there – but coutinho won’t fill it.
As Souness said the other night, he’s not really a consistent match winner, week in week out.
Which is not to say he won’t evolve into one over time.
I guess he’s more Mr Right Now than Mr Right.
of all the big clubs’ managers, I’d trust Klopp more than any other to spend £90 million well. if i was liverpool, i’d bite their hand off (if that’s genuinely what’s been offered). i suppose the concern, though, would be that there’s not much time left.
I think the main issue is once other clubs know you have 100m to spend the price of their player rises accordingly, that allied to the fact that the window will close soon is a serious ballache.
Hopefully someone persuades him to stay for one more season.
Rumours circulating that Pep met him to sell Barca to him btw, I’m sceptical about that personally.
I think what’s really telling here is that there’s 40 odd posts and not one of them is about the show.
Not even one!
@KingoftheSnort
The show was very entertaining and informative.
And there was a gorgeous dog at the end and when Niall cuddled him his features just lit up and it was lovely to see.
I’m sorry I missed it now :(
I’m working close on to 50 hours a week at the moment and I tend to fall asleep sometime after 10. I’m a sad little creature.
ouch long live the 35 hour week
Niall features I mean !
Thanks Janet
Like Shayna your posts frequently light up my day
yay thanks !
So what did you think if the show Snot
You know that completely unPC quote (not even unPC, just plain offensive) about arguing on the internet. Well, that.
they were fairly standard memes comments to be fair. I think the only difference is that Bertie reads them all
You’d probably do the same if they were about you Harry.
yeah not denying that
I’m sorry, everybody.
I don’t have what you might call ‘regular’ sleep patterns. My circadian rhythm rocks to a different beat.
I’m not interested in facilitating ANY of you, in ANY fashion.
But hang on a minute…
There seems to be an argument, or a foregone conclusion about something I have ABSOLUTELY NO NOTION of.
I’m an Atheist, so all I can do is kiss you if you tell me what the fupp you think I did.
You people are too weird.
I’m getting really suspicious. Somebody did
You’re a bunch of fupping idiots, y’know that?
Bodger texted me last night, asking me if I was okay.
I didn’t understand it then. I’m beginning to understand it now.
I don’t spend my life on Broadsheet.
I have a proper life, in the REAL World.
Fupping idiots.
Somebody tell me what this nonsense is.
I’m NOT going to engage with anyone in any fight.
Curiosity. The #1 killer among Cats, and I’d like to know too…
Just one of you, tell me what happened to upset you all so much.
– Half of you know it couldn’t have been me, half of me couldn’t care less.
If you’re that prissy, fupp off you fupping knob-headed donkie’s mickey
Then do it again.
If this is a concerted ‘effort’ on behalf of a limp-wristed campaign…
…let’s go, baby babies. This is not your best idea, but it’ll be fun.
I need to know which side of the fence bodger is sitting on before I pooin his garden or set fire to his house, or just cut his grass free-of-charge.
Only he knows.
Weasel words. You’re an abusive drunk, a queer bashed and you’re threatening physical violence against members of the forum and the moderators. Bodger sent you a message in good faith I presume because you were so far gone out of it we were all worried about your
Mental health. Thanks
There you go again Lukey
Who da púc do you think you are with this “we were all worried…”
Speak for yourself
The way I do
And you don’t you ever have to assume anything about who I stand by or what I stand for
I’ll say it loud n’ proud bhoy
I walk my talk
Luke Warm is the right handle for you alright
Like weak tay
Thanks Frilly. You stand with the queer bashers, drunks and abusers. We’ve got it
Again with the “we …’ve”
Tell ya wha’
Help yourself to my Frill-bit spot