The First Day

31 thoughts on “The First Day”

1. William Campbell August 30, 2017 at 1:46 pm

   Good to see that at least one boy started school, given that – judging by the exam result celebration pics in the press – it’s only girls who do the leaving cert.
   1. TheBearderOfBadNews August 30, 2017 at 2:11 pm

      Why is that?
      It’s weird.
      1. Daisy Chainsaw August 30, 2017 at 4:29 pm

         BOOBIES! That’s why.
2. papa p August 30, 2017 at 1:50 pm

   Obilor? Why does her name tag start with “Dor”?

   Also Obilor, Princess Chiyere; Rihanna; Shiloh. Boy is my finger not on the pulse of child names.
   1. scottser August 30, 2017 at 3:59 pm

      coming to a coke can near you.
3. Nick August 30, 2017 at 1:52 pm

   Oh Broadsheet you know exactly what you are doing by posting up those pics with those particular names….anyone going to take the bait?
   1. A snowflake's chance in hell August 30, 2017 at 1:55 pm

      Grow up FFS
   2. jusayinlike August 30, 2017 at 1:57 pm

      You just did Nick, well done, take your spot on the xenophobe podium..
   3. Bodger August 30, 2017 at 1:58 pm

      Nick, that may be in your own mind.
      1. realPolithicks August 30, 2017 at 3:39 pm

         +1
   4. Boj August 30, 2017 at 1:59 pm

      Ha…ye all must resist the maggots in the wather and a schpinner too!
   5. Mourning Ireland August 30, 2017 at 3:24 pm

      Still dancing the Charlestown, huh? Grow up or go back to the Journal.ie
   6. realPolithicks August 30, 2017 at 3:39 pm

      Ah Nick Nick Nick, you’re a gas man…
   7. ahjayzis August 30, 2017 at 6:24 pm

      And the doll is ETHNIC! *clutches pearls*
4. Nick August 30, 2017 at 1:58 pm

   At least someone has taken my bait :)
   1. Boj August 30, 2017 at 2:00 pm

      There is a ‘yer ma’ joke in there somewhere
      1. Nick August 30, 2017 at 2:01 pm

         Theres a ‘yer ma’ joke nearly everywhere I think!
      2. A snowflake's chance in hell August 30, 2017 at 2:02 pm

         Except his mother isn’t laughing
         1. mildred st. meadowlark August 30, 2017 at 2:14 pm

            There it is.
5. Harry Molloy August 30, 2017 at 1:59 pm

   li’l puddin’s
6. Joe cool August 30, 2017 at 2:01 pm

   Their parents need a long hard look at themselves
   1. Jones August 30, 2017 at 2:23 pm

      *away from a television
7. Frilly Keane August 30, 2017 at 2:21 pm

   da’ babas

   note it folks
   that’ll be the only day in their school going lives over the next 14 / 15 years that their ties n’shurts and geansais will look as daycent

   gorgeous photos
   and gorgeous names
   they must have very proud Mammys and Daddys
8. Paul August 30, 2017 at 2:27 pm

   no Daenerys, Sandor, Tormund or Arya’s there?

   parents didn’t think ahead.
   1. Andyourpointiswhatexactly? August 30, 2017 at 2:35 pm

      Littlefinger O’Toole.
      1. Paul August 30, 2017 at 2:45 pm

         Euron McGinty.
         1. Nigel August 30, 2017 at 2:49 pm

            You Know Nothing Jon Snow McDermot.
            1. Paul August 30, 2017 at 3:38 pm

               First of His Name, King of the Middle Children and the First to be picked for Soccer at lunchtime, Lord of Dublin 7, and Protector of his Granny’s road.
9. Scoops4all August 30, 2017 at 2:54 pm

   (my son is starting tomorrow)
   1. Scoops4all August 31, 2017 at 2:09 pm

      thank you for leaving this irrelevant comment here
10. ahjayzis August 30, 2017 at 4:10 pm

    Ah wudja luke a de little tykes!

    I can remember my first day in primary like twas yesterday. I dragged my mother into the classroom with me and she pretended to go to the loo and didn’t come back :’o(

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