15 thoughts on “De Monday Papers

  1. Siju cat

    Imagine another country helping Afghan rebels against an occupying force. It’s almost like Rambo three never happened.

    1. badatmemes

      I know what you mean…
      AmeiiKKK has us all confused.

      I’min McDonald’s, waiting for the Breakfast Menu to kick off.*


    1. badatmemes

      I’m going to buy the Daily Star.
      It has the word ‘SEX’ in big letters on it. I like sex.
      If I fold it correctly and stick it in me back pocket I might get me hole.

  2. Guy Bague

    Half of this Ophelia stuff won’t turn up. Met Eireann are about as reliable as that other propaganda liar they’re in league with: RTE.

  3. :-Joe

    Ok folks, I’m at the Cliffs of Moher with my umbrella open and at the ready…
    – I’m.betting on being able to hitch a lift to Edinburgh for the day…. or maybe even somewhere in Norway if all goes well…

    Wish me luck… (grip’s handle tightly)


  4. Steve

    By Gis and by Saint Charity,
    Alack and fie for shame,
    Young men will do ‘t, if they come to ‘t;
    By Cock, they are to blame.
    Quoth she, ‘Before you tumbled me,
    You promised me to wed.’
    So would I ‘a done, by yonder sun,
    An thou hadst not come to my bed.

    1. bad@memes

      I don’t know whether that’s a Van Morrison lyric or a poem by Wanky McWankface.

      I’ll say a prayer for both of them, just in case.

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