‘sup?
This afternoon
Stephen’s Green, Dublin 2.
Avian-fixated feeders take lunch to the birds in a veritable feeding frenzy at lunchtime.
Many critics of ‘flying rats’ say this only encourages the spreNOMNOMNOMNOM
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Insert outraged anecdote about not feeding birds, swans etc white bread cause they’ll exploding here.
Insert outraged post about imagined, trivial internet posts about ducks here.
I do like a duck egg with soldiers
Ducks make everything better. Seriously, try and tell a story involving a duck and not feel amused. A story about a husband walking in on his wife sleeping with his brother, going nuts and murdering them before turning the gun on himself? Absolutely hilarious if all the players are ducks.
quacky! :)
2 ducks in belfast crossing the road. one goes ‘quack’ the other goes ‘ i’m going as quack as ah can’
I used to think that but I was put off them by this video, I can’t look at them in the same way anymore, maybe you should do yourself a favour and not watch it but just in case…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6k01DIVDJlY
Ducks made this better.
https://youtu.be/1rZFk9ww29U
Good. Feed dem manky pigeons bread which’ll hopefully kill ’em. And those bleedin’ swans too.
Pigeons.
Swans.
Fupp em.
That’s Milly luring them in
getting the guard down
so she can kick em
I’m positively MAD for a good swan kicking. A goose will do, if I’m stuck.
But never a duck. I like ducks. They ain’t flashy or showy (not like them damn swans), they just do their thing and don’t attack anyone.
That swan will break her fekin’ arm I’m tellin’ ya
Swans never… break the arm… that feeds them
Murder most fowl.
oh very good
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A duck egg is lovely though
with soldiers and salty butter
glitch in the matrix
that black cat in the red dress
that won’t break your arm just your pussy loving heart
If you add your 3 comments together, you’ve got ‘A Limerick a Day’ sorted for Monday.
I’m a poet and I didn’t know it !
Exactly.
I love ducks, though, despite their absolutely horrendous love-making technique. I don’t speak from experience. Well, I speak from the experience of my eyes.
ducks are very rapey
They’re better crispy
Let them live and be fed. Let the humans derive pleasure and comfort from so doing. Christ, won’t anybody just live and let live?
+1 Sheik, well said
I knew an interesting fact about pigeons, but I’ve forgotten it.
I’ll get back to you if I remember.
They’re flying rat dirtbags?
Rats are only pigeons without wings.
Which is my favourite Westlife song.
I used to think when I was little that foot disease they get was cause they had thier toes run over by the dart