41 thoughts on “De New Year’s Eve Papers

  1. some old queen

    HRH me has decreed that there shall be no talk of Brexit nor British involvement within Irish affairs which would possibly mean you would be banned from this site without actually being banned.

    It is NYE after all?

      1. some old queen

        I hereby declare Frill Tossle Wossle Titbits Somthing Icantread should have a decent pension.

        Happy?

          1. some old queen

            The pheasants are never happy.

            Just checking as excess gin and grapefruit was consumed last night so I was a bit bothered in case I gave away something important… like Donegal.

            Then what would Charger do eh?

    1. gerry

      Story about Irish Defence Forces – Irish
      Story about man who lives in Ireland and makes his living from restaurants here – Irish
      Story about Car Attack in Blanchardstown – Irish
      Story about judge from Irish tv show who lives and runs business in Ireland – Irish

      What cover are you looking at?

  2. Paddy at the Howth Summit

    These are #paidads

    https://youtu.be/iL_-GwbEP4g

    Moz:

    “Stop watching the news
    Because the news contrives to frighten you
    To make you feel small and alone
    To make you feel that your mind isn’t your own
    I spent the day in bed
    It’s a consolation
    When all my dreams
    Are perfectly legal
    In sheets for which I paid
    I am now laid”

  3. Charger Salmons

    I would comment but it seems like Mother Theresa is in charge of moderating the cutting edge Broadsheet/Holly Bough.
    AdiĆ³s.

    1. Clampers Outside!

      Will the Leftists be doing another #worldhijabday?

      You know, to show their *cough* support of the Iranians protesting* having to wear one at all ?

      Feck ’em dumbass regressive leftists, and their pro-hijab wearing women’s marches… muppets got that one backwards!

      G’wan Iran !!!

      *among many other issues

      1. Sam

        Is there something contradictory with saying that wearing a hijab* is optional, and therefore if a woman wants to wear one she can, and doesn’t have to wear one if she doesn’t want to?
        In both instances it’s saying that other people shouldn’t be dictating to the individual. Neither the islamaphobes, nor the mullahs.

        *you know a Hijab isn’t a burka, right?

      2. Nigel

        Being forced to wear a hajib is a breach of human rights.
        Being forced to not wear a hajib is a breach of human rights.
        In a country where you are forced to wear one you protest by refusing.
        In a country where it is, if not forbidden, at least increasingly demonised, you protest by wearing one, if you want to.
        This is not that difficult.
        Now if you don’t mind I need to get back to spending quality time with my infinite chest infection. Hajib new year to you all.

          1. Go A Way

            Get well you as well then

            The Xmas party season takes a toll on the immune system and make no mistake

  4. Lush

    Indeed, Happy New Year one and all. Happiness and health to you and yours.
    Thanks for the giggles, the groans and the total gobshitedness of these last 12 months and here’s to many more.

  5. objective observer

    Julian Benson is 46 and not 34. He apparently said he was 34 on Tinder. In 2017 this warranted a page 3 story which was blasted on the front page. What next?

    1. Frilly New Year everyone

      Yeah?

      I’ll have’ta ask Fluff if I’ll get away with telling lads I’m thurty eight

  6. objective observer

    Julian benson is 46, was in today’s Irish Daily Mail. Have a look at the front page above. Like, seriously. who gives a Fluff?

    1. Frilly New Year everyone

      D’ya know
      That might be ‘ting
      If I knew who this buck Benson is
      But since I don’t
      I’m going to refer to the expurt on that sorta stuff

      So wind yer neck in double Oh

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