En Suite Kitchen

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Via Daft:

“Lovely SELF CONTAINED BEDROOM available for rent in the foothills of the Dublin mountains. The double room is equipped with Fridge, Microwave, Toaster and Electric Kettle. There is also full use of your own Private Bathroom.

There will be NO ACCESS to the main kitchen.”

Oh.

Kiltipper Rise, Kiltipper Gate, Tallaght, Dublin 24 (Daft)

Thanks Daisy Chainsaw

47 thoughts on “En Suite Kitchen

    1. dav

      This is Ireland after 7years of blushirt rule – who want us to accept that this and homelessness is the norm.

  1. qwerty123

    No rules against this, the person who takes this will be a licensee, unfortunately. Lucy, if you cant afford your mortgage and need a lodger you need to accept that they will need access to the kitchen. Or use Air B&B.

    1. scottser

      in fairness, lucy could probably get 500 bucks a month for the wardrobe. get a family of four in there no bother..

  2. Diddy

    See the way it is that I want your money I just don’t want to SEE you.. understand? Your a high quality person Lucy!

  3. Jonjo

    Doesn’t want to share her house with someone, but has a spare bedroom. No access to the kitchen I presume they can’t access the living room either.

  4. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

    You don’t really need a kettle as you can add your teabag to a microwave-boiled cup of water and watch it fizz, wondering what that’s about but thinking “ah fupp, what harm?”.

  5. Brother Barnabas

    would make a lovely little love nest – nice shelf by the bed for your penisbeaker, full access to the bathroom…

      1. Brother Barnabas

        is MEEP MEEP! an expression of exuberant happiness?

        if so, I’ll text lucy this evening

  6. garthicus

    No access? So you’ve to drink bathroom tap water or bottled water? Can you only access the back garden by walking out the front and around the side?

  7. Frilly Keane

    well Lucy
    if I were you I’d check the house insurance before you put a toaster in a press like that

  8. Daisy Chainsaw

    According to Daft.ie, it’s been let. I hope by someone who’ll burn down Lucy’s main kitchen at the first available opportunity.

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