Um.
Via Daft:
“Lovely SELF CONTAINED BEDROOM available for rent in the foothills of the Dublin mountains. The double room is equipped with Fridge, Microwave, Toaster and Electric Kettle. There is also full use of your own Private Bathroom.
There will be NO ACCESS to the main kitchen.”
Oh.
Kiltipper Rise, Kiltipper Gate, Tallaght, Dublin 24 (Daft)
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Be grand. Can live on beans on toast.
Holy moley!! This has to be a wind up.
This is Ireland after 7years of blushirt rule – who want us to accept that this and homelessness is the norm.
Blue, blue, electric blue
That’s the colour of my room
Where I will live
Blue, blue
Second Bowie reference of the day on here
That’s no bad thing…
More of it needed, I say
I never done bad things (I never done bad things)
I never did anything out of the blue, woh-o-oh
Sure it’s no worse than [insert platitude here].
No rules against this, the person who takes this will be a licensee, unfortunately. Lucy, if you cant afford your mortgage and need a lodger you need to accept that they will need access to the kitchen. Or use Air B&B.
in fairness, lucy could probably get 500 bucks a month for the wardrobe. get a family of four in there no bother..
See the way it is that I want your money I just don’t want to SEE you.. understand? Your a high quality person Lucy!
In fairness, can you imagine povs dirtying up your kitchen and trying to make small talk?
Ew.
Could at least fork out for a microwave oven Lucy.
Doesn’t want to share her house with someone, but has a spare bedroom. No access to the kitchen I presume they can’t access the living room either.
You don’t really need a kettle as you can add your teabag to a microwave-boiled cup of water and watch it fizz, wondering what that’s about but thinking “ah fupp, what harm?”.
Suddenly, I have the answer to a lot of questions.
Hey! I’m not sure that’s a compliment!
It can be if you want
would make a lovely little love nest – nice shelf by the bed for your penisbeaker, full access to the bathroom…
MEEP MEEP!
is MEEP MEEP! an expression of exuberant happiness?
if so, I’ll text lucy this evening
No. It’s what Beaker outta The Muppet Show used to say.
My fave is the Sweedish Chef.
indeed
good spot Brudder
only thing
no laundry facilities
Just put a washboard in the bath.
Ah here
Even as an ould’ bhoy
When was the last time you saw a washboard around a house
washboard abbs…eh eh ?
oh stop gloating
not all ov’us have done as well as you
No access? So you’ve to drink bathroom tap water or bottled water? Can you only access the back garden by walking out the front and around the side?
well Lucy
if I were you I’d check the house insurance before you put a toaster in a press like that
“Looking for either males or females (Couples not accepted)”
Uh… what?
Breeders not welcome
But you know scatter cushions
Ireland is turning into the Funniest place on Earth! Hilarious stuff.
Is there a bath you can have a soak with the toaster?
The kitchen is from the Narnia range: The Kettle, The Fridge and The Wardrobe.
Boom!
Ha, very good
:D
Note, the spooky photographer’s reflection caught on the toaster in the crying kitchen cubbert…
According to Daft.ie, it’s been let. I hope by someone who’ll burn down Lucy’s main kitchen at the first available opportunity.
Do you have to wash your dishes in the bathroom sink?
Dishes!!! Get over yourself, Richie McRich.
Running a fridge in a closed box is a fire hazard!
That bedroom is just daft!!!!
She gonna lose her entire house when she gets sued after the fire.