53 thoughts on “De Thursday Papers

    1. ReproBertie

      Well this government does have form when it comes to fighting for US tech firms’ right to avoid paying tax.

  1. Clampers Outside!

    How much has Feckbook value dropped since Monday? It was down $35bn on Monday…. Musta dropped more since #deletefacebook’s been trending and the advertisers threatening to leave. …sooo funny :)

  2. ReproBertie

    Hey Bodger, all sarky remarks and snide comments aside, if you honestly feel bullied by me will you email me and let me know what it is I’m doing that makes you feel that way?

    Just because we disagree on things doesn’t mean I want to be upsetting you and just because I see something as harmless fun doesn’t mean it’s taken that way.

    1. rotide

      I’d also be interested in an email outlining your grievances.

      However, Since i asked for the same thing yesterday and the comment was summarily deleted, I doubt anything has changed today.

  3. Janet, I ate my Avatar

    and no, no carbonara without spaghetti
    No substitutes
    No cream
    otherwise it’s NOT carbonara it’s another recipe inspired by which won’t work without the cooking water from spaghetti to even use the right technique
    it’s unholy to mess with food, ask the papa when he gets here

    1. Brother Barnabas

      oh, you’re talking about the pope when he comes. thought you meant me. still your daddy though, right?

        1. mildred st. meadowlark

          You do. But in the best way.

          Also, you’re dead right about the carbonara. But kids mean I don’t have the luxury to be a purist anymore.

      1. Janet, I ate my Avatar

        Some other whispers….:pornographic, obscene, indecent, improper, indelicate, crude, lewd, erotic, titillating, arousing, suggestive, sexy, risqué, coarse, vulgar, gross, dirty, ribald, smutty, filthy, bawdy, earthy
        mhaw..!

          1. Nigel

            I’m seeing an unlit Sherlock Holmes pipe clenched jauntily between the teeth for some reason I may be havering off into some other weird territory here.

    2. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

      I’m a big fan of Felicity Cloake’s How to Cook the Perfect…
      *whispers* The recipes always work.
      Is that sexy? I think so.
      *whispers* I’m fierce good at this.

      1. Janet, I ate my Avatar

        my kinda whispers in the morning include
        open your eyes
        the coffee is hot
        your eggs are just how you like them plus some nana pancakes with a home made mango coulis,
        now I’ll just not talk until you are ready to talk
        #ideal

        1. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

          Nope. I read that as pancakes that smell of old lady wee. The mango coulis might counter that, though.

          1. Janet, I ate my Avatar

            oooh see you are fierce good at this
            in a dominatrix kinda way
            I blame the cycling

          2. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

            Having thighs of steel gives you a certain purposefulness, tis true.
            Heh. I just flexed my thighs and am rethinking the word steel. Maybe, erm, what’s kind of hard on the inside but soft on the outside? That.

          3. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

            You’re right and I’ve come up with an answer to my own question. The vagina. My thighs are like vaginas.

    3. edalicious

      You mean the Argentinian Papa? He might be better on chimichurri and big shlabs of meat, rather than carbonara.

        1. edalicious

          Ah, I always feel it’s a bit underwhelming. The missus is a big fan though and makes up a batch whenever we’re doing steaks at home. I’m more of a garlic butter man, myself.

        2. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

          It is fecking delicious. There’s a lot to be said for eating a massive slab of steak with chimichurri and slurping back an amazing bottle of Malbec, all probably costing around a tenner, while sitting outside a restaurant in Palermo, Buenos Aires.
          AH GOD. Now you’ve made me all wistful about the good ole days when I used to travel.
          Buenos Aires really is the dag’s ballix of a city.

          1. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

            Woo hoo! I’m an Influencer. Must put it on my blog. Well, must start a blog. How do I do that?

          2. Janet, I ate my Avatar

            I hear it involves pulling s##t out of the neather regions online
            sound painful

          3. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

            Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, no. I’ll have to find other ways to promote myself. Maybe a sandwich board.

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