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Brian tweetz:
Irish Tarot via @LivingSocialIE – get the call 5 mins before the lotto and ask for the numbers @NationalLottery
Tarot Card reading via phone (Living Social)
I knew you were going to post this today.
The Docs alive !
Spotted a bsod on psychic channel one night, bet they didnt see that coming.
P.s wasnt the psychic tv i was looking for, but thats another story.
-Hey it’s me.
-Me?
-Yeah, me, only from the future. Do you have a pen? Take notes.
-Right. Ready. Hit me.
-Okay. Um, Bertie’s going to flirt outrageously with Mildred.
-Bertie… Mildred… flirt… got it.
-Andyourpointiswhatexactly is going to say something rude.
-Rude?
-Rude, yes rude, you need me to spell it?
-No, no, go on, go on..
-david’s going to call Varadkar Verruca and Little Leo in one run-on sentence with no punctuation.
-Wow, this is gold!
-I know! Oh, Brother Barnabas just posted something about soccer!
-Haha, how like him!
-Oh, and you tried to be funny again. Jesus, don’t post that.
-What?
-That thing you’re going to post, don’t post it, it’s feckin dire.
-What did I post?
-I said don’t post it! Oh, no, wait, you might fracture causality and cause a time rift. Post it!
-Nu-uh, no way, not after what you said.
-No, you have to post it or the entire universe will SKREEEEEEE
-Hello? Hello? You there? Hello?
*howling scream of souls lost in the time-void*
-Well if you’re going to be like that about it I won’t post it at all. Hang on, it’s time I made that call. Hey, it’s me.
Sometimes I scare myself.
Post of the year! Top of the class, Nigel… Straight to….
Bertie, my sex feline where art thou? I wish to undress you with my eyes.
I feel bad because future me overlooked Starina walloping a misogynist so hard their ears and their testicles swapped places. Sorry Star!
hahahaha
SIXTY-NINE DUDES!