This afternoon.
Connolly Station, Dublin 1.
A security alert at the station has been lifted after a suspicious packlage found at the station was deemed ‘historic in nature’.
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‘Deemed historic in nature’? Was it a pile of anti-abortion leaflets?
Historic, not hysteric.
i’d say they meant ‘historical’, not ‘historic’ (although historic would be more exciting)
Pretty sure historic package is a reference to the solitary condom I carried around for most of my 20s. Think I dropped it in Connolly too.
Wallet still has the ring mark.
surely only became historic once you’d used it… oh
Godamnit, I came here to make that gag.
Beaten to the punch again. You win this round Listrade..
did you swoosh your cape round your shoulders as you said that?
he whipped off his spent condom and pinged it out the window at a passing cyclist
There’s a bit more wear in it yet
ah jesus Rottie
I was on the bus out of town shortly after 2pm just having crossed the canal at Portobello and the same lorry with “Explosives Disposal” written on the back came whooshing past – but going in the direction of Rathmines – with police escort forcing traffic to pull over . Why waste time waiting in traffic like a pleb, I guess.
They found your oul wan
Hah! They did n’all.