Crisp Festival Line-Up Revealed

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Tayto – Hunky Dorys – O’Donnells – King – Chikatees – Chipsticks – Waffles – Snax – Mighty Munch – Johnny Onion Rings – Waffles – Wheelies – Meanies – Rancheros – Skips – Hula Hoops – Hot Lips – Onion Rings – Burger Bites – Banshee Bones – Bacon fries – Scampi Fries – Keoghs – McCoys – Quavers – Wotsits – Discos

All the greats.

The classic snacks competing for your attention at the first-ever CrispFest hosted by Eatyard [Richmond Street, Saint Kevin’s, Dublin 2] from June 14-17.

A FOUR-day savoury blow out.

Avoid the mosh pit.

Megan Wetherill  writes:

Running across Eatyard and The Bernard Shaw this four-day crisp homage will bring together all your old favourites with a Bodytonic buzz, and the most extensive crisp menu you’ve probably ever seen.

We’ve also joined forces with the Open Gate Brewery to bring its latest range of tasty beers to the festival. The range of three beers includes the juicy Open Gate Citra IPA (5% ABV), the zingy Open Gate Pilsner (4.5% ABV) and the full flavoured, non-alcoholic lager Open Gate Pure Brew….

Stop.

You had us at  ‘Burger Bites’.

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24 thoughts on “Crisp Festival Line-Up Revealed

  1. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

    There is neither rhyme nor reason to the bolding of various types of snack in the list and it’s making me irrationally tetchy.

    1. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

      They’re some Samantha Bee Ivanka Trumps, that lot.
      Diageo. Grrrrr.

        1. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

          The use of feckless made me think of Jed Bartlett’s monologue/diatribe at God, during which he called him a feckless thug. That was some good telly.

      1. dhaughton99

        Because real beer should be brewed in a shed in Dublin 6, strained through a filthy beard and only drank on South William st.

  2. Ron Dolan

    Guinness/Diageo, the very people who destroyed the ‘craft’ (it was just locally brewed beer back then, no airs or graces of hipster bandwagoning) desperate to get involved with the burgeoning market with their relatively taste free offering. They seem terrified to use a decent amount of hops in their beer, yet prices themselves the same as the smaller guys who actually use a lot of decent and unusual hops.

    Diageo can fupp right off and so can Heineken with their god awful ‘Cute Hoor’ crap.

  3. Liam Deliverance

    That’s a fine list of crisps but for me O’Donnells Cheese and Onion for the win. 150g in 1 go sort of crisps.

    How much will they be charging for the Open Gate beers I wonder?

  4. Neilo

    A ganseyload of Scampi Fries – back in Dealz again after a few months’ absence, snack fans – chased up with a pallet of that Citra IPA would provide a gut-expanding balm for us all. Broadsheet Giveaway Wallah? Make it so!

  5. jim

    I can only eat McCoys these days. I’ve even thrown bags of other crisps away as I’m sick half way into them – C&O Hunky Dorys for example, the salt levels nearly make me puke.

    McCoys just have me under their thick crunchy spell any weekend the wife fancies an early night (by herself). I know I should feel some kind of shame here but I don’t. What’s in the damn things.

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