Pull At Coppers

at

Last night.

Harcourt Street, Dublin 2

Anon writes

[Former Taoiseach] Enda Kenny was trynna get some lads into Coppers last night…

You’d miss him all the same.

Pause.

FIGHT!

20 thoughts on “Pull At Coppers

  1. Dr.Fart MD

    he was sat beside me in Probus Wines recently, with two oul ones. and the young girl waitressing came over to give them their coffee etc. and one of the oul ones knew her and introduced them. the young girl put her hand out to shake, and end grabbed it and slurped a horrible kiss on her knuckles and said smugly “you werent expecting that were you?” and she said she thought she’d get a photo or something and left while the two oul ones were all “oooh”s and “aaahh”s

    1. Cool_Hand_Lucan

      I saw Enda at a Dunnes in Dublin last month. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a dick and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

      He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

      I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

      The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

      When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

    1. Rob_G

      ‘Bruce Springsteen fan in his 60s doesn’t move like Grace Jones’ – what a shocker.

      That doesn’t look a million miles away from the people dancing in some of the videos that you recorded at the music festival – I am sure that they and Kenny enjoyed themselves, without worrying too much about what some sad act on the internet thought about it.

  2. Jesús, María, and Josépha

    He looks well for his age, even better in his MAMIL cycling gear.

    And at least he wasn’t caught at that other “Coppers” – the musical, which is a flop by Irish Times reports – and they pay Paul Howard to write for them…

    Coppers the Musical: A show with two acts and just as many jokes

    https://www.irishtimes.com/culture/stage/theatre/coppers-the-musical-a-show-with-two-acts-and-just-as-many-jokes-1.3561291

    Ouch!

    Back to Presbyterian Notes.

    1. Lilly

      Is Paul Howard still writing musicals? I sat through the first half of one of his Ross O’Carroll Kelly shows in the Gaiety one night and it was sheer torture.

  3. GiggidyGoo

    Usual thumbs up clown. Does his FF better? half know he likes copper face jacques?

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