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Spud September 4, 2018 at 9:37 am While we’re at it… My mate got engaged to a pencil. We couldn’t believe it but we couldn’t wait to meet his bride 2B!
Spud September 4, 2018 at 9:52 am They’ll make a loving paring I’m sure :) (The second I typed that, a new song I’m listening to just had ‘pencil sharpenings’ in it’s lyrics. I’m now freaked out)
Spud September 4, 2018 at 10:05 am Well, the marriage was called off. She still had feelings for an old pen friend. He wasn’t as good a lover as pen is.
Andyourpointiswhatexactly? September 4, 2018 at 10:16 am She never got pregnant as they used rubbers.
Andyourpointiswhatexactly? September 4, 2018 at 10:49 am I would hyphenate the mother-fupping bit. Or all one word. Because of that, I’m out.
Andyourpointiswhatexactly? September 4, 2018 at 12:30 pm Alright, alright. I heard you the first time.
While we’re at it…
My mate got engaged to a pencil.
We couldn’t believe it but we couldn’t wait to meet his bride 2B!
Good man there spud
They’ll make a loving paring I’m sure :)
(The second I typed that, a new song I’m listening to just had ‘pencil sharpenings’ in it’s lyrics.
I’m now freaked out)
She lead him astray.
Well, the marriage was called off.
She still had feelings for an old pen friend.
He wasn’t as good a lover as pen is.
He wasn’t as good a lover as pen is.
pen is
PEN IS
P E N I S
You need a cold bath.
She never got pregnant as they used rubbers.
And no lead in his pencil :)
good point.
you might be writing saying that…
I would hyphenate the mother-fupping bit. Or all one word.
Because of that, I’m out.
That’s why pencils have erasers.
That’s why pencils have erasers.
Alright, alright. I heard you the first time.
Apologies pointi. A glitch in the matrix.
there’s some dirt ye can’t wash off