17 thoughts on “Back To School

  1. Spud

    While we’re at it…

    My mate got engaged to a pencil.

    We couldn’t believe it but we couldn’t wait to meet his bride 2B!

      1. Spud

        They’ll make a loving paring I’m sure :)

        (The second I typed that, a new song I’m listening to just had ‘pencil sharpenings’ in it’s lyrics.
        I’m now freaked out)

      1. Spud

        Well, the marriage was called off.
        She still had feelings for an old pen friend.
        He wasn’t as good a lover as pen is.

  2. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

    I would hyphenate the mother-fupping bit. Or all one word.
    Because of that, I’m out.

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