From the parody twitter account @fiftynerdsofgrey.

Erotic tales to turn you off and on again. 


13 thoughts on “Safe For Work

        1. bertie blenkinsop

          “He was of average height, had a low, soothing voice, and was very strong, but he seemed to not care about his appearance. He lived in loose, dirty clothing, his dark hair was always greasy, and his beard was un-cut and shaggy.”



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