30 thoughts on “De New Year’s Day Papers”

  1. scottser

    The brits, they do love a good floodgate, especially if there’s an oul slippery slope on the other side of it.

  2. scottser

    Happy New Year ye addictive shower o fuppers. The only reason I’m writing this is cos the little ones are sick and I’m minding them and forgot me fupn headphones otherwise ye’d be sold out for peaky blinders on Netflix.

    1. Janet, I ate my avatar

      ha, guess what I’m doing ;)
      Happy New year ye broadsheetbags and baggies
      muuuuah

    2. Slightly Bemused

      Happy New Year, Clampers and all at and on the ‘Sheet!

      Someone had too much time on their hands in that clip, but it was funny :)

      Thanks for my first wake up giggle of 2019!

  5. Shayna

    Hey, Happy New Year – I remember a competition winner/runner-up from a couple of years ago on BS on how how they enjoy a certain chocolate bar – it was enjoyed whilst sat on their stair wearing their underpants and crying….. could I add this to the mix? – I’m already in tears…
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EH7I-WV0LZA

      1. SOQ

        Hair @ Paul Stafford merely ties clients to the chair for their own safety. They are released after a quick re make up… and payment obvs.

  7. Giggidygoo

    And the daily Varadkar front page stories continue. The chap needs to be loved. Today’s press release advent calendar window reveals that the two other boys have made such a mess of their ministerships that they need gone.. But what about Vacron himself?

    1. MaryLou's ArmaLite

      I’d say you could have done with a bit more love in your formative years, life could have been so different for you.

      1. Giggidygoo

        Im sure you will receive some love when you reach your own formative years. Maybe even a bit of education too.

        1. MaryLou's ArmaLite

          Sure I suppose there is still hope for me so, do you even have that anymore, or is hating on Leo all you have left?

          1. Giggidygoo

            Well, maybe the love. But having any education reach where it’s supposed to, I think not. But you can live in hope.

          2. jusayinlike

            “is hating on Leo all you have left”

            fresh coming from the resident sinn fein whinger.

  10. Charlie

    And the Daily Star driving the fear of God into the Brexiteers. What is it with doom, gloom and three month weather forecasting that makes a daily publication want to create as much hypothetical hysteria as possible to feed it’s readers?

  12. Dub Spot

    Crisis in English Channel, really? It’s less that 250 have crossed since the November. Yet , in 2018 822,000 Irish passports have been issued to UK people feeling their land in terror. Show some empathy, Enger-land.

  13. Lilly

    Happy New Year Sheeters!

    Weird bit of editing going on at Irish Times today on Eileen Battersby’s funeral report. Earlier it included a reference to her decision to leave because they would no longer accommodate her (cryptic huh) that has since been deleted. Why would they refuse to accommodate (wherever that entails) their only decent critic after all these years? Answers on a postcard please.

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