Behold: the Project Valkyrie Superyacht – just a concept for now but soon to be the world’s biggest luxury yacht.
Designed by Chulhun Park and Palmer Johnson, the massive 229m trimaran vessel, capable of a nippy 25 knots top speed – will accommodate 52 guests and 92 crew with a casino, theatre, mall, restaurants, and exhibition halls.
Estimated build cost: (drum roll…) €710,000,000.
We should get three of those instead of the Children’s Hospital.
One for me, one for you and one for the rest of the gang.
Hmmm, who’s in the gang millie?
We could use the National Lottery to decide who gets to use it.
Oh wait, we sold the National Lottery to pay for the Children’s Hospital..
That’s a great idea, call them “hospital ships” and you’ll probably get some huge tax break.
What’s the point of these posts, Chompsky?
Utter fantasticness!!!
Speak for yourself, some of us built National Childrens Hospitals for a living.
If you don’t like them feel free to not read them.
you’d wanna be some silly to be pulling up in one of them
Still
My favourite Broadsheet posts
+1
It’s a quick way for superrich people to escape post-Brexit Britain. Escape a nightmare and fly to a dream.
“Hot Keels” is almost as boring, heterosexist, and patriarchal as “Hot Wheels”.
The whiff of Clarkson and Gammon in Sheepskin off it…
Can you do “Hot Heels” instead? It would be a shoo-in…