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The Bodyguard (1992).

Whitney!

Costner!

Kemp!

On March 28 at 6.30pm, ‘The Bodyguard’ returns for an exclusive screening at ODEON cinemas around Ireland.

ODEON and Pigsback.com will screen the romance thriller blockbuster classic for just €15 a ticket INCLUDING popcorn combo, a drink and chocolates at participating ODEONs (Blanchardstown, Coolock, Stillorgan, Point Square, Charlestown, Naas, Newbridge, Waterford, Castletroy, Portlaoise).

We have FOUR (yes , four) Tickets to give away to one Broadsheet reader so she/he can take some bodyguards to to hold the snacks and protect them.

To enter, please complete this task:

“OK, here’s my pitch for ‘Bodyguard 2′: ___________________________________’

Lines MUST close at 5.40pm extended until MIDNIGHT

Screening tickets here.

ODEON

30 thoughts on “And I, I Will Always Watch You-Uuuuuuu

  1. Cloud

    It opens with Rachel Marron’s death, Frank Farmer tweets
    – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – –
    Rachel has passed away. RIP u will live on forever.
    Cant believe it. I wanna run to u. Really cant believe this. @
    – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – –

    The rest of it will just write itself.

  2. Frilly Keane

    OK, here’s my pitch for ‘Bodyguard 2′:
    This time cast Dwayne De’ Rock Johnson
    Have him wear the rig outs over there on The Hoff Thread

    That’ll do

    1. Cloud

      Kev got his hair cut like that as an homage to Steve McQueen, who was originally due to star in the film opposite Diana Ross.

  3. Optimus Grime

    Having prevented so many assassination attempts on various clients Frank finds there’s a hit out on him and at his age HE needs a bodyguard, who of course in these modern times, is a woman. Hilarity ensues in Bodyguard 2 – The Bodyguard’s Bodyguard

  4. Daisy Chainsaw

    Bodyguard 2: Electric Boogaloo. Farmer’s son by a heretofore unmentioned ex wife, (Liam Hemsworth) follows in his father’s footsteps protecting former child star turned wild child Wiley Myrus (Miley Cyrus), famous for her role as Dakota North, a teenage singer who nobody recognised without her wig. She’s been getting threats from an anonymous source that eventually turns out to be Farmer’s other son (Chris Hemsworth).

    The plot doesnt’ really matter, just that there’s a lot of semi naked Hemsworths and Miley singing like a disgruntled Dolly Parton.

    1. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

      I really like “Nothing Breaks Like A Heart”. I wouldn’t have been able to name one song from her oeuvre before now but that girl can sing.

      1. Frilly Keane

        And her version of Jolene is worth a listen to
        Very Lulu and the Lampshades

        Anyway
        Daisy
        Inspired girl
        Two Hemsworths

    2. Daisy Chainsaw

      Not that I was going to win against Riverguard or anything, but I must politely withdraw from the competition as I already have tickets for a night out on the 28th. Thanks.

  5. Cool_Hand_Lucan

    Bodyguard 2: Riverguard

    Michael Flatley plays both the role of bodyguard and entertainment star. The two Flatleys fall in love with each coz they’re both rides. The third act is largely CGI gay porn set to a trad Irish soundtrack.

    1. Frilly Keane

      Ah stop

      Tell ya wha’ Lukey
      You were missed

      C’mere
      What theme tune would ya have

  6. AOShea

    Costner standing outside the Fairview Cemetery. Westfield, Union County, New Jersey for two hours.

    fin.

  7. Papi

    Nicholas Cage and Liam Neeson, but both think they are the bodyguard, not the other. Slapstick comedy ensues, mild homo-eroticism, 13 rating. Soundtrack by Jedward.

  8. Ian-O

    I’ve never watched it…..and IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ah I ah I nevvvvvvvvvvvvvvvver will….

  9. weldoninhio

    Bodyguard 2: Bodyguard Harder

    Frank is protecting a billionaire in the middle of a messy divorce, everything is almost finalized and the divorce will be done and dusted in 48 hours. His client is worried that his ex will try and bump him off before the divorce gets over the line so that she can keep his fortune. With just the weekend to go, Franks client is poisoned. With his last few breaths, he asks Frank to pretend he is still alive until the divorce is through. Frank, dutybound, agrees. Que, hilarious Weekend At Bernie’s comedy as Frank tries to keep his client out of the way of doctors, his ex-wife and bullets and bombs.

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