The Bodyguard (1992).
Whitney!
Costner!
Kemp!
On March 28 at 6.30pm, ‘The Bodyguard’ returns for an exclusive screening at ODEON cinemas around Ireland.
ODEON and Pigsback.com will screen the romance thriller blockbuster classic for just €15 a ticket INCLUDING popcorn combo, a drink and chocolates at participating ODEONs (Blanchardstown, Coolock, Stillorgan, Point Square, Charlestown, Naas, Newbridge, Waterford, Castletroy, Portlaoise).
We have FOUR (yes , four) Tickets to give away to one Broadsheet reader so she/he can take some bodyguards to to hold the snacks and protect them.
To enter, please complete this task:
“OK, here’s my pitch for ‘Bodyguard 2′: ___________________________________’
Lines MUST close at 5.40pm extended until MIDNIGHT
Screening tickets here.
Jason Byrne and Deirdre O’Kane…. except they both get shot.
…and it’s a documentary.
Cos it’s funny when people get shot. Hahahaahaaa.
And it was Maggie Simpson all along, who wudda think it.
It opens with Rachel Marron’s death, Frank Farmer tweets
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Rachel has passed away. RIP u will live on forever.
Cant believe it. I wanna run to u. Really cant believe this. @
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The rest of it will just write itself.
OK, here’s my pitch for ‘Bodyguard 2′:
This time cast Dwayne De’ Rock Johnson
Have him wear the rig outs over there on The Hoff Thread
That’ll do
I never realised quite how bad his haircut is in that film…
Kev got his hair cut like that as an homage to Steve McQueen, who was originally due to star in the film opposite Diana Ross.
Put a hoodie top on him and he’d look like a proper gouger.
Having prevented so many assassination attempts on various clients Frank finds there’s a hit out on him and at his age HE needs a bodyguard, who of course in these modern times, is a woman. Hilarity ensues in Bodyguard 2 – The Bodyguard’s Bodyguard
It’ll be Melissa McCarthy.
It’ll have to be won’t it?
Bodyguard 2: Electric Boogaloo. Farmer’s son by a heretofore unmentioned ex wife, (Liam Hemsworth) follows in his father’s footsteps protecting former child star turned wild child Wiley Myrus (Miley Cyrus), famous for her role as Dakota North, a teenage singer who nobody recognised without her wig. She’s been getting threats from an anonymous source that eventually turns out to be Farmer’s other son (Chris Hemsworth).
The plot doesnt’ really matter, just that there’s a lot of semi naked Hemsworths and Miley singing like a disgruntled Dolly Parton.
I really like “Nothing Breaks Like A Heart”. I wouldn’t have been able to name one song from her oeuvre before now but that girl can sing.
And her version of Jolene is worth a listen to
Very Lulu and the Lampshades
Anyway
Daisy
Inspired girl
Two Hemsworths
“Look what they done to my song” is awesome too.
It is!! Just listened to it now for the first time.
Not that I was going to win against Riverguard or anything, but I must politely withdraw from the competition as I already have tickets for a night out on the 28th. Thanks.
Alexandra Cortez-Ocasio and Jason Statham.
Bodyguard 2: Riverguard
Michael Flatley plays both the role of bodyguard and entertainment star. The two Flatleys fall in love with each coz they’re both rides. The third act is largely CGI gay porn set to a trad Irish soundtrack.
Ah stop
Tell ya wha’ Lukey
You were missed
C’mere
What theme tune would ya have
Derry Air – geddit?
Costner standing outside the Fairview Cemetery. Westfield, Union County, New Jersey for two hours.
fin.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite method of coordination?
HAND EYYYYYEEEEEEE
Bravo!
The amount of tripe I went through to find this, only to be disappointed:(
Nicholas Cage and Liam Neeson, but both think they are the bodyguard, not the other. Slapstick comedy ensues, mild homo-eroticism, 13 rating. Soundtrack by Jedward.
I’ve never watched it…..and IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ah I ah I nevvvvvvvvvvvvvvvver will….
Bodyguard 2: Bodyguard Harder
Frank is protecting a billionaire in the middle of a messy divorce, everything is almost finalized and the divorce will be done and dusted in 48 hours. His client is worried that his ex will try and bump him off before the divorce gets over the line so that she can keep his fortune. With just the weekend to go, Franks client is poisoned. With his last few breaths, he asks Frank to pretend he is still alive until the divorce is through. Frank, dutybound, agrees. Que, hilarious Weekend At Bernie’s comedy as Frank tries to keep his client out of the way of doctors, his ex-wife and bullets and bombs.