You think you can handle the Hoff. But you cannot.
You cannot handle the Hoff.
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You think you can handle the Hoff. But you cannot.
You cannot handle the Hoff.
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Only the first one doesn’t make me feel ill.
How can you possibly say that??? The banana hammock picture is the stuff that dreams are made of.
i suspect janet has a mad crush on him
And she’d be dead right to
I love that Chompsky saw the opportunity to do a Hoff Beefcake spread and just ran with it.
Chompsky knows what we want
bahahaha I see what you did there, Chompsky. You wonderful creep.
+tat
I’m a stickler for correct attribution, me.
And no twinkle-pinkle pumpkin pies, evidently.
In fairness, I deserved that.
Maybe I should get a Perm.
Please do. Everyone should.