‘sup?
This morning.
Gaiety Theatre, Dublin
Nell the cow ahead of this evening’s opening of Stones in His Pockets by Marie Jones about a small village in rural Ireland which is turned upside down when a major Hollywood film studio descends to make a historical blockbuster.
Tickets here
Leon Farrell/Photocall Ireland
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Is there an understudy for Nell?
ye know
an udder one?
I thought such a star would be driven to the show in a limousin
Yeah, she must have been friesian walking down that lane.
“She”? Maybe they identify as non-bovinary.
Second post about an olympia show in a week, what’s the beef?
It’s the Gaiety for this one, as it says above, but I like your beef-related pun regardless
No use crying over spilt milk now
Ah yeah, it’s grand, hardly a cow-lamity level situation
Agreed, time to mooove on*
* I know that was the original joke
When we’re moving on, there’ll be no need to brisk-et…
Why do they need a cow on stage?
I’ve seen that play and can’t remember any cow in it…. weird
There’s a cow on the poster also.
There isn’t, it wouldn’t be practical, but it’s quite common for publicity shots to include a real one for an image of the setting, in this example a rural field of cattle. The press shot for the play about a Garth Brooks fan had a horse in it which I’m sure they didn’t have on stage.
They’re trying to milk it…
No cow in the one I saw – mind you it was in London innit
Probably milking it for the publicity.
I’ll stop now.
Has someone checked if that’s an Irish cow.
It’s irrelevant.
That cow is an award winning performer.
It’s been out standing in it’s field…
Sorry but it’s completely relevant. If that’s a foreign cow coming over here taking roles from perfectly capable Irish cows, portraying the sort of exotic bovineness that will drown out the domestic herd, then I for one Sir will be boycotting this travesty, and I shall not be surprised if a strongly worded letter signed with a herd of hoof prints lands on the desk of Josepha Madigan presently.
Farting it’s foreign methane farts, it’s a thundering disgrace!
You risk putting the whole show in jeopardy with such action over an apparent foreign cow up on stage.
The steaks are too high
It only matters if it is a cow from the UK. EU cows are allowed to work anywhere in the EU, but UK cows may not be allowed to work here after Friday….
What sort of name is that for a cow?