Tonight.
Kildare Street, Dublin 2
The switching on of the Christmas tree lights outside Leinster House with political luminaries including Taoiseach Leo Varadkar, leader of Fianna Fáil Micheál Martin, President of Sinn Féin Mary Lou McDonald, Leas-Cheann Comhairle Pat The Cope Gallagher, Soc Dem co-leader Róisín Shortall and a festive-hatted Minister for Sports Shane Ross.
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Pat the Red Nose Reindeer Gallagher
A friend should take Shane Ross aside and quietly tell him that he doesn’t look good in photographs.
No doubt he’s heard about politics being show business for ugly people.
They’ve decided against a manger because for 10,514 people there’s no room at the inn.
Who is on top of the tree?
23 people paying €600 each a month. It’s a prime location, after all.
Daisy, are you including the Healy-Rae who’s there to lop the branches? Probably on expenses…
Nah, he’s brought in the army to do the pruning.
How many people does it take to turn on the Dail Lights?
One and 44 FF’s to stand to the side and egg them on…
Wasters the whole lot of them!