That Birthday Teeling

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Jack Teeling (above left) and Stephen Teeling (above right) at the Teeling Whiskey Distillery, The Liberties, Dublin 8 which re-opens its doors to visitors on June 29

Hic.

This morning.

Teeling Whiskey celebrates the 5th anniversary of the opening of its Teeling Whiskey Distillery in The Liberties to visitors.

Sinead writes:

Opened in 2015 it was the first new distillery in Dublin for over 125 years and started the revival of Dublin whiskey production.Over the last five years, Teeling Whiskey Distillery has become a stalwart in the vibrant Dublin tourism scene and has welcomed over 500,000 visitors over this time as well as being honoured as one of the best Whiskey Visitor Attractions in the World with over 19 awards from the Tourism and Whiskey community….

Meanwhile

 

Sinead adds:

To celebrate, we would love to give  Broadsheet readers a chance to to WIN  a voucher for ‘A Teeling Trinity Tasting Tour’ for 2 People AND a bottle of Teeling Small Batch to take home! (As soon as the Distillery reopens).

This is a fully guided tour  where you can experience first-hand the sights, sounds, smells and tastes of a fully operational distillery followed by a tasting of Teeling Trinity – Small Batch, Single Grain & Single Malt. For a flavour of what you can look forward to, there’s a virtual tour online here

To enter, complete this simple rhyme:

There’s nothing like that feeling,

When you’re climbing the ceiling,

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Lines MUST close at MIDNIGHT.

Telling Whiskey

50 thoughts on “That Birthday Teeling

  1. Steve

    There’s nothing like that feeling,
    When you’re climbing the ceiling,
    Why is whiskey so wildly appealing
    even when you wake up with a slightly foggy feeling?

  2. fluffybiscuits

    There’s nothing like that feeling,

    When you’re climbing the ceiling,

    Having imbibed Teelings whiskey

    feeling excited and frisky

  3. scottser

    There’s nothing like that feeling
    When you’re climbing the ceiling,
    Or through the Dublin Hills
    Than a nip of Bushmills

      1. Moira Cardiff

        A thought that floats by
        Like a sweet lullaby
        Of a glass or two of old Teeling.

    1. Janet, dreams of spidercrab

      I like the Glengarrif series from West Cork myself, the peated barrel one…devine

        1. Ghost of Yep

          It’s a protestant whiskey Janet. Protestant. Absolute disgrace they sell it in the Republic. As for Scottser. Disappointed.

    2. Bernie Tansey

      There’s nothing like that feeling
      When you’re climbing the ceiling,
      A crystal glass in your grasp
      Filled with your finest tipple of teeling.

  4. Slightly Bemused

    There’s nothing like that feeling
    When you’re climbing the ceiling,
    And this lockdown has left you reeling,
    To reach for a relaxing glass of Teeling

  5. Ghost of Yep

    There’s nothing like that feeling,
    When you’re climbing the ceiling,
    Like a bowl of fresh fruit salad
    From a company engaged in questionable business practices
    Yes, the lads down there at Keelings.

  6. Zaccone

    There’s nothing like that feeling,

    When you’re climbing the ceiling,

    That bottle of Teelings,

    Was just far too appealing.

  7. Col

    There’s nothing like that feeling,
    When you’re climbing the ceiling,
    And revealing while you’re kneeling,
    That “this Teeling’s quite appealing!”

  8. GiggidyGoo

    There’s nothing like that feeling,
    When you’re climbing the ceiling,
    Maybe feeling boldly crass
    While singing ‘stick it up your behind’

  9. theo kretschmar-schuldorff

    There’s nothing like that feeling,
    When you’re climbing the ceiling,
    At the distillery of Teeling,
    And the Tour Guides all are squealing;
    “Our small batch he is stealing!
    With the cops you’ll soon be dealing!!”,
    A thought so unappealing,
    (Swig from what you are concealing),
    And then with the plaster peeling,
    Off your perch you’re keeling,
    And through the air you’re reeling,
    With regret there’s no concealing,
    A CRASH that will take healing,
    Claim medics who are kneeling,
    And to create no misfeeling,
    From wounds that they are sealing,
    …Give a little drop more Teeling.
    Ahh. That’s better

  10. Johnny Unitus

    There’s nothing like that feeling,
    When you’re climbing the ceiling,
    Quizzes, masks and social distance
    Bored of this virus resistance!
    So wash it away with a Teelings

  11. Specific Gravity

    There’s nothing like that feeling,
    When you’re climbing the ceiling,
    Smashing your head against the attic door
    To revive your mother’s headless corpse
    For use in a diabolical ritual
    King Paimon has returned
    Hail King Paimon

    Hereditary is now on Netflix
    https://youtu.be/PlRECnm3c8Y

  12. MO

    There’s nothing like that feeling,
    When you’re climbing the ceiling,
    “Cos the starvin’ family’s squeelin’…
    F*ck ’em! Lash back a few Teelin’!

  13. Bertie Theodore Alphege Blenkinsop

    There’s nothing like that feelin’,
    when you’re climbing the ceilin’,
    Since the barbers closed,
    I’ve got hair like Ronnie Whelan.

  14. Rapscallion

    There’s nothing like that feeling,
    When you’re climbing the ceiling,
    Wondering if it’s the done thing,
    To add a drop of water to your Teeling.

  15. Gearóid

    There’s nothing like that feeling,

    When you’re climbing the ceiling,

    Set your taste buds reeling,

    With a glass of golden Teeling.

  16. Daryl McMenamin

    There’s nothing like that feeling,
    When you’re climbing the ceiling,
    Supping on a Teeling,
    or two, or three, or four.

  17. f_lawless

    There’s nothing like that feeling,
    When you’re climbing the ceiling,
    It beats climbing the walls,
    Which is no fun at all.

  18. Harry

    There’s nothing like that feeling,
    When you’re climbing the ceiling,
    Oh, what a feeling
    With a wee drop of Teeling

    1. Dav

      There’s nothing like that feeling,
      When you’re climbing the ceiling,
      So if it’s Teelings you’re after,
      Gerrup in dem rafters!

  19. Bertie Theodore Alphege Blenkinsop

    There’s nothing like that feeling,
    when you’re climbing the ceiling,
    And the Garda raid your gaff,
    cos your youngfella’s been dealing.

  20. Paulus

    There’s nothing like that feeling
    When you’re climbing the ceiling
    Than anticipated healing
    From a single-malt Teeling

  21. TMAN

    There’s nothing like that feeling,

    When you’re climbing the ceiling,

    Having drunk the purell

    Because this pandemic has me dealing

    with issues I hadn’t been foreseeing

    I wish I’d drank the Teeling

  22. Slightly Bemused

    A lot of talent on here today. I normally don’t get inventive until after I have lubricated the old brain cells, but it is a bit early for that :-)

  23. fez

    There’s nothing like that feeling,
    When you’re climbing the ceiling,
    of a good rhyme I cannot think,
    and I’m talking like Yoda so I could do with that drink

  24. Russell Steed

    There’s nothing like that feeling
    When you’re climbing the ceiling
    I’ve made no effort to make this appealing
    Something something… Teelings

  25. seanydelight

    There’s nothing like that feeling,

    When you’re climbing the ceiling,

    A bored bowzy dreaming

    Of release with a Teeling.

  26. f_lawless

    There’s nothing like that feeling,
    When you’re climbing the ceiling,
    In search of Lionel Ritchie,
    At a party in full-swing

  27. Gary Flood

    There’s nothing like that feeling
    When you’re climbing the ceiling,
    That’s when you’d most appreciate
    Some Teeling’s Malt from old D8

  28. Stephen

    There’s nothing like that feeling,
    When you’re climbing the ceiling,
    The spider that took a bite of me,
    must be full of radioactivity.

  29. Pee Pee

    There’s nothing like that feeling
    When you’re climbing the ceiling,
    I feel sick,
    Leave me alone.

  30. Itchysays

    There’s nothing like that feeling,
    When you’re climbing the ceiling,
    Or painting the walls,
    Buck naked of course,
    Getting paint on my spectacles,
    Did you think I’d say testicles ?
    Now get your hands off my Small Batch,
    You’re hurting my Teelings.

    Got any Ice ?

  31. Bertie Theodore Alphege Blenkinsop

    There’s nothing like that feeling,
    when you’re climbing the ceiling,
    and you start to think that maybe,
    you’re the Trainspotting baby.

  32. Kingfisher

    There’s nothing like that feeling,
    When you’re climbing the ceiling,
    There’s no hope of healing
    Gan im agus Teeling.

  33. Adam

    There’s nothing like that feeling,
    When you’re climbing the ceiling,
    I will arise and go now,
    To the Lake Isle of Inishfree

  34. Leo Mc Loughlin,

    There’s nothing like that feeling,

    When you’re climbing the ceiling,

    And for no apparent reason,

    Except I had one to many Teeling.

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