Statue of Oliver Cromwell outside the House of Commons, Westminster, London, England
To The Statue Of Lord Cromwell
we cannot get through the bars to do what we would like to do to you.
we cannot pass through the cordon of armed policeman who aim to guard you
like a New Model Army, but blue, with silver-nippled custodians on heads.
ambivalently, the protector is protected by some who remember one head,
one neck, one life – how could such lush curls have been shorn by ax? –
but care nothing for six hundred thousand Irish heads, as collateral
as cattle. while Dr. Johnson keeps a cat, Lord Cromwell keeps a lion!
such a pet can’t be easy to feed when all you have is a sword and Bible
unless you recite from Numbers while tossing it Roundhead foreskins.
and ignoring its roar of rebuke in Gaelic: MALLACHT CHROMAIL ORT!
now you seem troubled by the latest debates regarding your own status.
what would I do if I got through? having thought about it long and hard
I’d like to confiscate your holier-than-thou book with immediate effect
and place in your hand another book, the First Folio of Shakespeare
for it’s what you tried to do to him that should most vex your countrymen.
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your ghost hates stone, exhumed, cut-up and scattered
at Tyburn, the real you is barebones through and through
Pic: Wikimedia
Earlier: Post-Colonial
Last night: Scatter Your Enemies
the father of democracy, an historic Joe Exotic
he has the mullet for it
An early pioneer of British imperialism and the slave trade. His christianised, militarised, philistinised legacy is the Iraq War of 2003.
I enjoyed this poem and the concept of changing the book in Cromwell’s hand. Thanks.
+ 1
…he’s holding the bible…isn’t that the go to book for mass murderers?
well played Bisted
Heh heh. Indeed, but don’t mention the word ‘mass’ to Cromwell.
Thanks. It’s a moderate demand. But of course I only demand it because there’s not a snowball’s chance in hell of Cromwell coming down.
Boring
‘Be careful of the adjectives you use. They are often more applicable to yourself.’ – Zen Proverb from Dublin