Dystopia Not As Bad As Previously Thought

at

Heavens.

This afternoon.

Oxford Street, London.

Via Reuters:

A man strolled down central London’s most popular shopping street on Friday with only a mask to cover his nudity, leaving passerbys astounded, amused and shocked.

As the man walked nonchalantly along Oxford Street, naked except for the light blue face mask over his groin, some took pictures on their phones while others simply stared.

It was unclear what prompted the stunt but masks became compulsory on Friday in English shops.

Some liathróidí, in fair.

Man parades down Oxford Street wearing nothing but mask (Reuters)

15 thoughts on “Dystopia Not As Bad As Previously Thought

    1. SOQ

      No I want to ask people to stop wearing FACIAL COVERINGS because there is no science to back it up.

      Anyways, he is obviously heterosexually with that hair- gays don’t do long.

        1. Charger Salmons

          There’s no chance of you being mistaken for that feller and his modesty face-mask.
          You’d only need an eye-patch.

          1. Brother Barnabas

            harbouring a curious obsession with my penis, charger

            if you want a photo, just ask

          2. Charger Salmons

            The missus wants to know if you have any that don’t require a magnifiying glass for viewing ?
            If not she says send one anyway because with the pubs not being open she needs a good laugh.

      1. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

        Jonathan Van Ness would beg to differ.
        To be fair, I can’t think of any other.

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