It depends.
Are you male?
A little unkempt?
Do you (and a friend) need a decent grooming?
Read on.
Ian writes:
The Sugar Culture group is delighted to welcome a new Sugar Daddy Barbershop to the top-class Sugar Culture hair and beauty group, which also houses Brown Sugar, Sugar Cubed, and Sugar Coated.
The new barbershop, created by Sugar Culture founder Mark O’Keeffe, opens its doors this week, in George’s Arcade, Dublin 2. It will be the third outpost for the brand, after the success of Sugar Daddy on Exchequer Street, and Frascati Centre Blackrock.
We have TWO free vouchers for a full Sugar Daddy package, haircut & style + Hot Towel Shave with complimentary Whiskey or Beer at Sugar Daddy Barbers to giveaway to a Broadsheet reader.
To enter, just complete this sentence:
‘[Name of relative or pal] and I are in urgent need of the full Sugar Daddy package as we are beginning to resemble___________________’
Lines Must close at 6.45pm 10.20pm.
Are you male?
And cue non binary Nigel in 3.2.1…
Nigel is likely to inform us that he is an incel
Baz and SOQ – get a room! ROFL.
Whatever about Nigel, I doubt either of you are oil paintings.
‘Sugar Daddy’ is such an unsavoury name for a business.
+1998, the last time this was a remotely acceptable, non-tacky and cringe-inducing name for a business.
Mini Bertie and I are in need of the full Sugar Daddy Package as we are beginning to resemble John and Yoko on the Two Virgins album cover
hehehehehehe
please fix my fellas face for all that is holy, I’ll drag him out of the dark pit of a spare room he has called an office for a year, remove the welded on hat and deliver him to you to work your magic, he’s not a sugar daddy but a new daddy and although he will moan about leaving the house, he might even get the ride after, that is all
…which is more than is on offer in Sugar Daddy…I think?
That’s him sorted for a haircut. But it’s for two.
ah I’m too old for that carry on,
I hear all the kids are polyamourous these days
me. i don’t give a poo about anyone else – i’ve a head like a mad woman’s fanny.
Lou and I need this as we’re beginning to look like our names sake!!
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I am hoping that they have a decent playlist with some of the following tunes,
Sugar Spun Sister – The Stone Roses
Sugar Sugar – The Archies
Brown Sugar – The Rolling Stoned
Pour Some Sugar On Me – Def Leppard
And they must have , A few albums by The Sugarcubes !
Himself and his friend resemble Grizzly Adams x2.
Joe R. and I are in urgent need of the full Sugar Daddy package as we ( believe) we entered last lockdown resembling (if you close one eye and squint real hard with the other ) two Thin White Dukes, circa ’76….but now sport a mean post gig, sweaty Glastonbury 2000 look…possibly David’s only follicular faux pas !
**Shudder**
Danny my friend and I are in urgent need of the full Sugar Daddy package as we are beginning to resemble Forrest Gump when he was on his run.
… beginning to resemble Mick Wallace and John Waters before they lost it on top.
Seriouslyl, like chewbacca!
Conor Whelan and I are in urgent need of the full Sugar Daddy package as we are beginning to resemble unkempt Swedish hipsters.