That’ll Learn Them

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Yesterday

This afternoon

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Stephen’s Green, Dublin 2.

Loose.

Everybody cut footloose.

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60 thoughts on “That’ll Learn Them

    1. Darren

      That is just about the size of it.. ring fenced public amenities .. no shelter or shade for youth.. shocking how literal that reactionary response has become

  1. ce

    In fairness bandstands were a hazard before the pandemic… a symbol of British imperialism that has infected our youth to the point that they all slavishly support a sasanach football team… they all need to be removed to save us all…

  2. Daisy Chainsaw

    If a Denis O’Brien company distributed street bins, there’d be one every 10 metres.

    1. JEH

      As frequent and as many as a Dublin bus stop! Might as well just bundle them together at the same time

      1. Neville

        I look at it differently
        I have a teenager and he could be one of the feckless bringing this disease into my home
        If I do not work I do not get paid

        1. Janet, dreams of an alternate universe

          shouldn’t you have locked your teenager up or are you one of these parents who expects the state to Supernanny ? ;)

  3. millie bobby brownie

    Jaysus but we’ve become a nation of fuddy-duddies.

    Let the teens have some fun. It’s their summer hols. I know my kid is out every other evening playing with her pals now the evenings are longer and I wouldn’t deprive her of that after the past year.

    1. Redundant Proofreaders Society

      The Nanny State has been with us a long time, and they love the recent ramp-up.

      Broke out of the house recently after eight months and procured (first) takeaway pint with a friend and popped inside the Royal Hospital Kilmainham gate on SCR to enjoy it in the early evening sunshine. All was going well until sneaky security guard passed us unknowingly and locked the gate. After several protests with him, he refused to open it but suggested we run and make it out of the Military Road Gate before he got there to lock it. Asking if we could use the toilet facilities before suggested sprint, we were met with another stern ‘no’. So, legged it one direction to the trees to water them and then raced in the other direction to the gate. Pleasant pint ruined. There was nothing ‘anti-lockdown’ nor ‘Covid-risky’ we were doing…it was all about regulation and the power of a high-vis jacket. Back in yer boxes, folks.

      1. Lilly

        You should have sat tight and told him you’d ring the fire brigade once you’d finished your pint. He’d get into some doo-da if you injured yourself scaling a wall, the bleddy bluffer.

      2. Just Sayin

        They lock the gate at the same time every day, It’s the time that it says on the sign on the gate. 6:30pm if i recall correctly.

        Am pretty sure there’s a bell or an intercom on the military road gate so that they can let you out.
        Any time I’ve approached that locked gate the car gate has magically opened (rather than security having to walk down and manually open the pedestrian gate)

        No doubt security there are pissed off with the amount of extra work caused to them by idiots.

        I don’t really blame him from hurrying you out with the other gate is about to be locked excuse.

        If you want to drink in IMMA then do it during their opening hours, it’s not rocket science.

        p.s. Most if not all public parks have bye-laws prohibiting drinking alcohol, IMMA doesn’t seem to have such a bye-law.

        p.p.s takeaway drinks can’t be consumed within 100 metres of the pub where there were purchased, so don’t get caught just inside the gate

    2. Neville

      The fact is the government closed down a nation stopped me from my constitutional right to earn a living while ensuring all government employees got paid

      Now I have had 2 years on quarter pay ie government hand out

      So tough on all who want to throw a spanner on the works and throw off the shackles

      So a little patience

      It’s not as though the consequences of this pandemic is baldness

  4. Hank

    If their aim is to mobilise the largely apolitical section of the younger generation and get them to the polling stations at the next general election to vote this incompetent shower out of government, they’re doing an impressive job..

  5. SOQ

    If there is one thing this whole sorry mess has shown, it is how many wannabe authoritarian despots we have in our mist. Power hungry creeps who will seize any opportunity to hide the fact that they are useless at their jobs.

    WHERE ARE THE BIN EMPTIERS?

    1. Stop scoring points!

      Yes!
      It would take 2 minutes at most.

      Would you like me to show you how?
      …at a SPECIAL rate..?

      (€5 enrolment fee, then it’s only €20 per week.)

    2. SOQ

      I fancy him in jackboots with a whip in his hand- no wait, that’s just a lookalike on Recon.

  6. E'Matty

    It’s like the government are trying to create a ready made cohort of angry disaffected youth to make up my militia when I ascend to the position of Warlord :-) God help us all when the young decide they’ve had enough and run riot.

    1. Stop scoring points!

      The ‘Young’ haven’t got a hope. They are good kids but they know nothing.
      They are locked in their bedroom by The Internet, by choice…

      The children are NOT our future.

      Some of them don’t even know there was a lockdown.

    1. Redundant Proofreaders Society

      Give Poots Freedom of the City, for the sheer irony of it.

      1. Nigel

        But you’re not springing headlong to the far right just because people think the pandemic is real?

          1. SOQ

            My paranoia mainly comes from the Irish Left- especially those who will never see a poor day in their lives- a bit like yourself I expect?

          2. Nigel

            Your paranoia comes from unfounded assumptions about me? Your unfounded assumptions about me have nothing to do with whether the pandemic is real or not., that’s just displacement.

    1. SOQ

      Nathan Carter would probably wear the TikTok bum hugging leggings if it increased his brand sales- make that a definite.

      1. Unreal

        No doubt whatsoever
        I saw him rehearse with his ensemble in a warehouse one day , the scale of his assembly was eye-watering

  7. Not Himselfe

    Someone needs to bring along a “Kim Jong Holohan thinks we’re at home” poster to the next public piss up

  8. Zaccone

    Young people at statistically no real risk from covid to themselves, whos parents and grandparents have now been vaccinated so who are at very low risk of covid complication, having fun in an outdoor environment that the HSE themselves says is responsible for only 0.1% of covid spread?

    Its shocking really. I can see why the state needs to do everything in its power to clamp down on this.

    1. Micko

      Say there citizen.

      Do you live in Ireland??

      Do you like the Catholic Church???

      Do you miss the puritanical rules and dogma that make no sense whatsoever and that can change at the whim of a single male quasi religious figure?

      Well, you’ll love new and improved – NPHET and the church of ambiguous safety!

      Simply check your brain at the door and we’ll take care of everything.

      100% satisfaction guaranteed!!!

      1. SOQ

        NPHET

        you shall worship
        you SHALL worship
        YOU shall worship
        you shall WORSHIP
        YOU SHALL WORSHIP

        The 2021 RTE / Irish Times narrative for at least the next twelve months. Meanwhile- keeping jabbing those useless eater nursing home folk eh? Sure nobody will notice.

    2. george

      They can have fun outdoors. They’ve instead decided to pack together as closely as possibly in the least outdoor space in the park. There hasn’t ben a good job done to facilitate outdoor socialising but what they’re doing in the band stand is just dimwitted.

  9. f_lawless

    I was just thinking back to that mural of ‘Superman Tony’ painted on the side of Devitt’s in May 2020 with hashtag “Soon”.

    Came across this article from the same period:
    https://www.irishexaminer.com/lifestyle/arid-31000447.html

    ‘Dr Tony Holohan mural to be auctioned for charity’

    ‘The artist has said on social media that when “lockdown is over” the pub will “very kindly let me auction my Tony Holohan mural for charity and include a personal whiskey locker.” ‘

    ‘An iconic piece of artwork which will go down in history,’

    I say it’ll catch a fair price at any upcoming auction. Big market for memorabilia connected to notorious historical figures :P

    1. Hank

      And, as if that wasn’t enough, towards the end of the article they move onto how great Eoghan McDermott is cause he shaved his head for charidee.
      What a difference a year makes..

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