Any Port In A Storm

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This morning.

Sorrento, Italy.

A holidaying RollingNews founder Eamonn Farrell writes:

‘The day after Facebook, Instagram, WhatsApp and Messenger went down for over six hours, costing owner Mark Zuckerberg billions of dollars, a large private yacht arrived in Sorrento, with waiters from the city’s hotels proclaiming that Zuckerberg was on board. At the moment we are unable to verify if this is true.’

Anyone?

Eamonn Farrell/RollingNews

Earlier: Soz

 

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14 thoughts on “Any Port In A Storm

    1. Janet, dreams of an alternate universe

      enjoyed the Waterford Whispers version along the lines of Mark douses FB HQ in petrol ” I’m fixing it “

  1. Cian

    In fairness, when Ryanair flights are running late Michael O Leary is always there – helping with the baggage. Why can’t Zuck help out too?

  2. carlosfandango

    Just had a pint with him. Lovely lad, could do with a decent haircut. Couldn’t upload my selfie to arsebook though.

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