This afternoon.
Trinity College Dublin 2.
Room-seeking, bouncy-haired, ‘super emotionally stable’ student Joris Carbonare, from France, takes to the streets.
Have you a spare chambre?
Earlier…
Yesterday.
Dublin Bus stop. Dublin 2.
Anyone?
Thanks Alan Bracken
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I always insist that anyone I may be spending any time with must first declare themselves to be “super emotionally stable” so it’s a yes from me..
But how do we measure ‘super emotional stability’?
Do we force them to witness atrocities and shadow them for several years to see how much PTSD has affected them? Do we stick electrodes into their brain and get to listen to Joe Duffy pontificating and try to see when he descends into homicidal rage at the thought that Duffy is presented to the world as A) A mammal and B) A journalist.
Not buying it, sounds like quite Trumpian language – like the time he described himself as being a stabile jeeniass.
Horrible that people have to degrade themselves like that for a room to live in. Why do euros always seem to include a photo as well. It’s weird.
jayz, it’d be like living in someone else’s instagram account.
he has eaten human flesh, it’s in his eyes.
as he sings in Na’avi.
a french man who’s emotionally stable ? hahahahahahahaha
SUPER emotionally stable, mind ya.
He references something called ”na’vi” which I had to look up.
Apparently its the language of the blue smurf people from the crap movie Avatar…..
Oh dear…..
:|
Eek.
I think that’s a typo.
He’s trying to let you know he has excellent ways of finding out if you are being emotionally dishonest.
It’s his emotional lies table.
Don’t worry, I already have my coat.
which is the budget, 950 or 1050?
he didn’t spend the 100€ on a haircut anyway.
i lived with 4 ‘people’ with long hair in college and i’ve never before or since seen a shower with a hairier plughole. this guy looks like the type who would leave a pretty tasty wadge in there and deny it was his.
“a shower with a hairier plughole.”
Such flith.
Leaving the kitchen now for a while:(
Bon chance mon ami
But he isn’t even in Trinity.
Go westh, young man.
It’s not Paddy Cosgrave?
Surely?
alas, poor Joris…
la pleure-misere!
*rires*