Telly’s Richard Madeley (left) and seagulls on a waste dump
Kevin, writes:
A short poem inspired/provoked by this story and this story…
When I Come To Power
Spiking women’s drinks
or bums with a syringe
will be an offence punishable
by having one’s body placed
in an industrial crusher
and turned into an easily
spreadable paste.
But it will be perfectly legal –
compulsory, even –
to, at least once in your life,
drug a daytime TV presenter of the male variety,
preferably Richard Madeley,
and deposit his twitching body
on the town rubbish dump
for the gulls to peck.
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You want someone to die for saying things that offended you? Well this is awkward.
Thanks Kevin! Your poems always cheer me up!
Indeed, they are packed with such cheery tones and imagery…
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